🔗 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union Flapdoodle Espinoza vs. 💾 Simulacra I Greg Maddux
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1. SS Bessie Santana
2. CF A. Parkin
3. 2B Hank Wu
4. C Carol Benson
5. DH Sizzle Ueda
6. 3B Ketlen Again
7. LF Anastacia John
8. RF Geoff Schröder
9. 1B Zach Leonard
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Bessie Santana (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Bessie Santana hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Bessie Santana flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: A. Parkin (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 A. Parkin strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Hank Wu (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Hank Wu hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Hank Wu grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Flapdoodle Espinoza is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ SP1 Loretta Witt takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to second base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to 2B Hank Wu.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to CF A. Parkin.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Geoff Schröder.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Carol Benson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Carol Benson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Sizzle Ueda strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ketlen Again (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ketlen Again strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Loretta Witt is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ SP2 Flubber Nicholson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to 3B Ketlen Again.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF A. Parkin.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Geoff Schröder.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Anastacia John (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Anastacia John hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Anastacia John flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Geoff Schröder (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Geoff Schröder hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Geoff Schröder singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Zach Leonard (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Zach Leonard hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Zach Leonard grounds into a force out, 1B Lou Gehrig to 2B Jackie Robinson. Geoff Schröder out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Bessie Santana (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Bessie Santana strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Flubber Nicholson is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ SP3 Flapdoodle Espinoza takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out to LF Anastacia John.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Ted Williams flies out to LF Anastacia John.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: A. Parkin (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 A. Parkin strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Hank Wu (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Hank Wu strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Carol Benson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Carol Benson strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Flapdoodle Espinoza is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ SP4 B. Bergström takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Anastacia John.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The ballpark comes alive!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Anastacia John.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Sizzle Ueda strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ketlen Again (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 2-2.
🔗 Ketlen Again strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Anastacia John (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Anastacia John hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Anastacia John pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 B. Bergström is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ SP5 Gnav Pearson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Johnny Bench pops out to 1B Zach Leonard.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a fly ball to LF Anastacia John.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking. Lou Gehrig steals second base! 📣 They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out to RF Geoff Schröder.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Geoff Schröder (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Geoff Schröder strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Zach Leonard (0 for 1, 1 F)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Zach Leonard strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Bessie Santana (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Bessie Santana hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Bessie Santana grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Gnav Pearson is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ RP1 Miles Salah takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Zach Leonard.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Geoff Schröder.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! 📣 The stands are rumbling!
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to SS Bessie Santana. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2. Babe Ruth steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Ketlen Again. Babe Ruth scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Anastacia John.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out to 1B Zach Leonard.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: A. Parkin (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 A. Parkin strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Hank Wu (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Hank Wu strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Carol Benson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Carol Benson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Carol Benson grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Miles Salah is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ RP2 Lawrence Chaney takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Honus Wagner lines out to SS Bessie Santana.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Willie Mays doubles on a fly ball to LF Anastacia John. Lou Gehrig scores!
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Ted Williams lines out to CF A. Parkin.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Sizzle Ueda strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ketlen Again (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ketlen Again hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Ketlen Again grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Anastacia John (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Anastacia John strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Lawrence Chaney is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ RP3 Ozzie Shevchuk takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Bessie Santana.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! 📣 The crowd erupts into cheers!
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Zach Leonard. Rickey Henderson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop. 📣 The fans thunder their approval!
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Anastacia John. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 FO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Anastacia John. Jackie Robinson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 GO)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base. 📣 Everyone is cheering at once!
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, 2B Hank Wu to SS Bessie Santana. Mike Schmidt out at second. Jackie Robinson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to SS Bessie Santana. Johnny Bench to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Honus Wagner lines out to SS Bessie Santana.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Geoff Schröder (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Geoff Schröder hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Geoff Schröder singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Zach Leonard (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 Everyone cheers at once!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Zach Leonard hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Zach Leonard flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Bessie Santana (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Bessie Santana strikes out swinging. 📣 Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
🔗 Now batting: A. Parkin (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 A. Parkin hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 A. Parkin grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union. Final score: 5-0