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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "Fugging Bad Words", emoji: "🤬"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Midnight McCann vs. 💾 Simulacra I Greg Maddux

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Greg Maddux"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Midnight McCann"

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Pamela Zambrano", place: "C"
  - name: "Austin Nyirenda", place: "RF"
  - name: "Aiden Rudenko", place: "3B"
  - name: "Walter McCarty", place: "2B"
  - name: "Hector Somersbyshire", place: "CF"
  - name: "Mollie Doğan", place: "DH"
  - name: "Murphy Boyd", place: "SS"
  - name: "Tyler Vacation", place: "1B"
  - name: "Throckmorton Livingston", place: "LF"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP1 Walter Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano singles on a ground ball to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-2. Pamela Zambrano is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano caught stealing

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Midnight McCann is replaced by SP1 Levi Pichardo.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Babe Ruth lines out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Walter McCarty pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire flies out to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Levi Pichardo is replaced by SP2 Sizzle Sparks.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to second base.

🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a fly ball to 2B Walter McCarty.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds into a double play, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation. Mike Schmidt out at second base. Johnny Bench out at first base.

• Runners out: [RunnerOut { runner: "Mike Schmidt", base: SecondBase }, RunnerOut { runner: "Johnny Bench", base: FirstBase }]
• Mike Schmidt out at second base

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to RF Austin Nyirenda. Lou Gehrig scores!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig scored

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner caught stealing

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Tyler Vacation doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Sizzle Sparks is replaced by SP3 Midnight McCann.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! 📣 It's pure pandemonium!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays stole second

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays caught stealing
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-2. Ted Williams steals second base! 📣 The crowd is ecstatic!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams stole second

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Ted Williams scores!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams scored

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to SS Murphy Boyd. Rickey Henderson to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth stole second

🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 Home supporters whistle and cheer!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 3-1. Rickey Henderson steals home!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole home
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Honus Wagner, but saw Willie Mays
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Aiden Rudenko didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Aiden Rudenko is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Aiden Rudenko caught stealing

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Midnight McCann is replaced by SP4 Ivy Carrington.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Murphy Boyd, but saw Hector Somersbyshire
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig caught stealing

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Ivy Carrington is replaced by SP5 Edna Slater.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base. 📣 The hometown supporters give a roar!

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation. Willie Mays to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third

🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Willie Mays scores!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays scored

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth stole second

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2. 📣 The fans scream for their heroes!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-2. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth caught stealing

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1 for 1, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Edna Slater is replaced by RP1 Egg Brandt.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field! Mike Schmidt scores!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt scored

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 1B)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out, P Egg Brandt to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Aiden Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Honus Wagner to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals third base!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner stole third
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base. 📣 The stadium is buzzing!

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Walter McCarty singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Honus Wagner, but saw Rickey Henderson
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Egg Brandt is replaced by RP2 Luke Shoebill.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a fly ball to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 LO, 2 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from First

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to 3B Aiden Rudenko. Rickey Henderson to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field. 📣 The energy in here is palpable!

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored
• Babe Ruth advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt lines out on a sacrifice fly to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Babe Ruth scores!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth scored
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 HR)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base! 📣 Noise rains down from the seats!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson stole second

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation. Jackie Robinson to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Third

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Third

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Third

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Luke Shoebill is replaced by RP3 Ella Barnard.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Murphy Boyd.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Willie Mays reaches on a throwing error by RF Austin Nyirenda. Honus Wagner to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner scored
• Willie Mays advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging. 📣 A roar builds from the seats!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 LO, 3 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging. 📣 The stadium shakes with excitement!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field! Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams scores!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays scored
• Ted Williams scored

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO, 1 SF)

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 4, 1 GIDP, 2 GO, 1 FO, 1 HR)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Johnny Bench reaches on a fielding error by 2B Walter McCarty. Mike Schmidt to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 GO, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Johnny Bench to second base. 📣 Hands clap and whistles pierce the air!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 4, 1 2B, 1 GO, 2 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt scored
• Johnny Bench advanced from Second to third
• Lou Gehrig advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (3 for 4, 2 1B, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Third
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Third
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2. 📣 The noise level skyrockets!

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Third
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench scored
• Lou Gehrig scored
• Honus Wagner advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 BB, 2 GO, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third
• Willie Mays stole second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Ted Williams strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Lou Gehrig, but saw Babe Ruth
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 3, 3 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig. Pamela Zambrano to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from Second

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (0-15)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 15-0