π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to left field.
π Barbara Bone lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to first base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Gertrude McCall is caught stealing second base.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Everyone in the stands is on their feet!
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a popup to first base.
π Barbara Bone pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to left field.
π Hannah Whitaker homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a popup to second base.
π Gertrude McCall pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field. π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a popup to third base. π£ Excitement surges through the park!
π Ted Williams pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field. π£ The hometown fans roar their support!
π Babe Ruth flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays scores! Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 1 GO, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B, 1 SF)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 10-1