π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rickey Henderson reaches on a fielding error by 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
π Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a line drive to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ The place is rocking!
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to third base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to first base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 2B Hannah Whitaker. Honus Wagner scores! Fielding error by Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a line drive to right field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF)
π Willie Mays hits a popup to third base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FC)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to first base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 FO, 2 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 PO)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to the catcher.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 7-2