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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "Fugging Bad Words", emoji: "🤬"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Sizzle Sparks vs. 💾 Simulacra I Cy Young

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Cy Young"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Sizzle Sparks"

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Pamela Zambrano", place: "C"
  - name: "Austin Nyirenda", place: "RF"
  - name: "Aiden Rudenko", place: "3B"
  - name: "Walter McCarty", place: "2B"
  - name: "Hector Somersbyshire", place: "CF"
  - name: "Mollie Doğan", place: "DH"
  - name: "Murphy Boyd", place: "SS"
  - name: "Tyler Vacation", place: "1B"
  - name: "Throckmorton Livingston", place: "LF"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP1 Walter Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Sizzle Sparks is replaced by SP1 Levi Pichardo.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals second base! 📣 The noise just keeps building!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole second

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson caught stealing

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Levi Pichardo is replaced by SP2 Sizzle Sparks.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Johnny Bench lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Tyler Vacation flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston flies out to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Sizzle Sparks is replaced by SP3 Midnight McCann.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Midnight McCann is replaced by SP4 Ivy Carrington.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! 📣 The faithful rise as one!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking. Rickey Henderson steals third base!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole third

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Rickey Henderson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Ivy Carrington is replaced by SP5 Edna Slater.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Aiden Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Willie Mays grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Tyler Vacation singles on a fly ball to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Tyler Vacation steals second base! 📣 Supporters pound on the railings!

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation stole second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 Everyone in the stands is on their feet!

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-1. Tyler Vacation is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation caught stealing

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Edna Slater is replaced by RP1 Egg Brandt.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field!

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Egg Brandt is replaced by RP2 Luke Shoebill.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Luke Shoebill is replaced by RP3 Ella Barnard.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Willie Mays flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to the pitcher.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to P Ella Barnard.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 FO)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. 📣 The decibels rise to a frenzy!

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Murphy Boyd grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Tyler Vacation doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Mike Schmidt, but saw Rickey Henderson
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Everyone cheers at once!

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking. 📣 Fans wave their arms wildly!

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (0-2)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 2-0