π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Avi Mack vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko doubles on a fly ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to first base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig. Noam Shevchenko to third base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to third base.
π Barbara Bone lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to first base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ Fans jump and shout!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to the catcher.
π Honus Wagner pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams triples on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 3B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to right field.
π Alexandra Quinn lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a popup to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 3B, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 1 PO, 2 1B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 8-0