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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "Fugging Bad Words", emoji: "🤬"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Ivy Carrington vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Randy Johnson"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Ivy Carrington"

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Pamela Zambrano", place: "C"
  - name: "Austin Nyirenda", place: "RF"
  - name: "Aiden Rudenko", place: "3B"
  - name: "Walter McCarty", place: "2B"
  - name: "Hector Somersbyshire", place: "CF"
  - name: "Mollie Doğan", place: "DH"
  - name: "Murphy Boyd", place: "SS"
  - name: "Tyler Vacation", place: "1B"
  - name: "Throckmorton Livingston", place: "LF"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP1 Walter Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Ivy Carrington is replaced by SP1 Levi Pichardo.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to the shortstop.

🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to SS Murphy Boyd.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth stole second

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson lines out to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Babe Ruth to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop. 📣 Fans pump their fists in the air!

🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Walter McCarty lines out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Levi Pichardo is replaced by SP2 Sizzle Sparks.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation. Johnny Bench to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 The crowd belts out the team's chant!

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Third

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Johnny Bench scores!

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench scored

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base! 📣 The stands are shaking!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays stole second

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a popup to the shortstop.

🔗 Murphy Boyd pops out to SS Honus Wagner.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Sizzle Sparks is replaced by SP3 Midnight McCann.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a line drive to right field!

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 2B)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Johnny Bench singles on a fly ball to RF Austin Nyirenda. Mike Schmidt to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to the catcher.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda grounds out, C Johnny Bench to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Midnight McCann is replaced by SP4 Ivy Carrington.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 SF)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner stole second

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2. 📣 The home crowd won't stop cheering!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a fly ball to RF Austin Nyirenda. Honus Wagner to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Willie Mays steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third
• Willie Mays stole second

🔗 Ted Williams strikes out looking. Honus Wagner steals home!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner stole home
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The hometown section is deafening!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays caught stealing
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2. Rickey Henderson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole second

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Ivy Carrington is replaced by SP5 Edna Slater.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals third base! 📣 The home fans make themselves heard!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson stole third

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Third

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Third

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Third

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Third

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Third

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation. Jackie Robinson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson scored

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig triples on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 SF, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 The stands are electric!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to third base.

🔗 Honus Wagner lines out to 3B Aiden Rudenko.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Murphy Boyd singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd didn't move from First

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging. Murphy Boyd steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd stole second

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a popup to the catcher.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston pops out to C Johnny Bench.

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd didn't move from Second

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Edna Slater is replaced by RP1 Egg Brandt.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Willie Mays flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 BB)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Ted Williams to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from First

🔗 Babe Ruth is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base. 📣 The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams advanced from Second to third
• Rickey Henderson advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base. Babe Ruth to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams scored
• Rickey Henderson advanced from Second to third
• Babe Ruth advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Home fans stomp their feet in unison!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to SS Murphy Boyd. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth scores!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored
• Babe Ruth scored

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko lines out to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Egg Brandt is replaced by RP2 Luke Shoebill.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 3B)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 LO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Lou Gehrig to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Willie Mays hits a popup to the shortstop.

🔗 Willie Mays pops out to SS Murphy Boyd.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig scored
• Honus Wagner advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 1B)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Honus Wagner scores!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner scored

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 HBP)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Rickey Henderson to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth caught stealing

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul tip. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Luke Shoebill is replaced by RP3 Ella Barnard.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 FO)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Johnny Bench pops out to 2B Walter McCarty.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Tyler Vacation grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 3, 3 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (0-9)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 9-0