π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Count Young vs. πΎ Simulacra I Walter Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2. π£ Noise levels spike!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to right field.
π Barbara Bone lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a popup to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, P Pie Hartman to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds into a force out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 2B Jackie Robinson. Hannah Whitaker out at second.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to first base. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Willie Mays grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to center field! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a popup to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams homers on a line drive to right field!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to first base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Babe Ruth steals home!
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Willie Mays grounds out, C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to center field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Justin Bradley to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul tip. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 LO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 2 GO, 1 HR)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to right field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 8-0