π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to center field.
π Rita Tejada singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rita Tejada steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez lines out to CF Willie Mays. Rita Tejada to third base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stands are rumbling!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to left field.
π Alexandra Quinn homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Supporters yell at full volume!
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko homers on a fly ball to right field! Rita Tejada scores!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez doubles on a fly ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to first base. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 3, 1 HR, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 4-3