π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to right field.
π Rita Tejada doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Rita Tejada to third base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Barbara Bone singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Rita Tejada scores!
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to left field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ The stands are electric!
π Foul tip. Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to LF Rickey Henderson. Gertrude McCall to second base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to the catcher. π£ You can feel the hype building!
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to first base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez doubles on a ground ball to 1B Lou Gehrig. Gertrude McCall scores!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to left field.
π Barbara Bone singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson. Flapdoodle Marquez to third base.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base. π£ The stands are rumbling!
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds into a force out, 2B Jackie Robinson unassisted. Barbara Bone out at second.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to right field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Fans pump their fists in the air!
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to center field.
π Rita Tejada singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 F)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals home!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to the catcher.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays grounds out, P A. Wu to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 GO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 F, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to right field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to left field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 4-2