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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "Fugging Bad Words", emoji: "🤬"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Edna Slater vs. 💾 Simulacra I Bob Gibson

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Bob Gibson"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Edna Slater"

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Pamela Zambrano", place: "C"
  - name: "Austin Nyirenda", place: "RF"
  - name: "Aiden Rudenko", place: "3B"
  - name: "Walter McCarty", place: "2B"
  - name: "Hector Somersbyshire", place: "CF"
  - name: "Mollie Doğan", place: "DH"
  - name: "Murphy Boyd", place: "SS"
  - name: "Tyler Vacation", place: "1B"
  - name: "Throckmorton Livingston", place: "LF"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by SP1 Walter Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Edna Slater is replaced by SP1 Levi Pichardo.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! 📣 Excitement pours from the crowd!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole second

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole third

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation. Rickey Henderson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Walter McCarty grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Levi Pichardo is replaced by SP2 Sizzle Sparks.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner stole second

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-2. 📣 Fans yell themselves hoarse!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2. 📣 The place is rocking!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Murphy Boyd grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Tyler Vacation flies out to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston flies out to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Sizzle Sparks is replaced by SP3 Midnight McCann.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 GO)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Rickey Henderson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1. Johnny Bench steals second base! 📣 A chant grows louder and louder!

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench stole second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second

🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Midnight McCann is replaced by SP4 Ivy Carrington.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays stole second

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Austin Nyirenda. Willie Mays scores!

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Walter McCarty, but saw Austin Nyirenda
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays scored

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Ted Williams to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HR)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The home crowd is fired up!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams scored
• Rickey Henderson scored

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds into a force out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 2B Walter McCarty. Babe Ruth out at second.

• Runners out: [RunnerOut { runner: "Babe Ruth", base: Second }]
• Babe Ruth out at second

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson stole second

🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The stands are shaking!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the shortstop.

🔗 Mike Schmidt lines out to SS Murphy Boyd.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Murphy Boyd singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Tyler Vacation flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Ivy Carrington is replaced by SP5 Edna Slater.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Honus Wagner triples on a fly ball to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base. 📣 A mighty cheer erupts!

🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Edna Slater is replaced by RP1 Egg Brandt.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 2 BB, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 1B)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field! Rickey Henderson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 F)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Jackie Robinson pops out to 2B Walter McCarty.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 Energy pulses from the stands!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Mike Schmidt scores!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt scored

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Johnny Bench scores!

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench scored

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 3B)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Lou Gehrig scores!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig scored

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. 📣 Energy pulses from the stands!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Honus Wagner scores!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner scored

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Willie Mays to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 3 BB, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays caught stealing
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Walter McCarty grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Egg Brandt is replaced by RP2 Luke Shoebill.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 3 BB, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a popup to first base.

🔗 Rickey Henderson pops out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 1 GO, 2 HR, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 4, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 PO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 4, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson stole second

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Jackie Robinson to third base.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Aiden Rudenko, but saw Throckmorton Livingston
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 BB, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Third
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson scored
• Mike Schmidt advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 4, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 2B)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt scored
• Johnny Bench scored

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 4, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 3B, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 It's a roar from the rafters!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Lou Gehrig to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 4, 1 FO, 2 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner stole second

🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 It's a roar from the rafters!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Willie Mays flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 2 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Luke Shoebill is replaced by RP3 Ella Barnard.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 4, 2 GO, 2 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 3 BB, 1 2B, 1 PO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Chants rise from the bleachers!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-1. Ted Williams is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams caught stealing

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 GO, 2 HR, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to second base.

🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to 2B Walter McCarty.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 4, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 PO, 1 BB)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Babe Ruth to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 5, 2 1B, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson caught stealing

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 HBP)

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Jackie Robinson, but saw Willie Mays
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (0-15)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 15-0