π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to left field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to center field! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to center field.
π Gertrude McCall lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to second base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, P Dacie Petrenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ steals second base! π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The stands are electric!
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to third base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to C Gertrude McCall.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking. π£ You can feel the hype building!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The stands explode in noise!
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base! π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Mike Schmidt steals third base!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Noam Shevchenko steals second base! π£ The stands are shaking!
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 4-1