π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, P Walter Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a popup to second base.
π Gertrude McCall pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone unassisted. Ted Williams out at second.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 3-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to center field.
π Rita Tejada lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays. Rita Tejada to third base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Noam Shevchenko steals second base!
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds into a force out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to SS Barbara Bone. Johnny Bench out at second.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to first base.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ to SS Barbara Bone. Lou Gehrig out at second.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Ted Williams to second base. π£ The ballpark comes alive!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SF, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field. π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks. Babe Ruth to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 F)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ It's pure pandemonium!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 F, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Ball. 1-2. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π The π Cupertino Fruit Company manager is making a mound visit.
π RP3 A. Wu is leaving the game. π SS Barbara Bone takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SF, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The cheers drown out everything else!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to center field! Ted Williams scores! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 13-0