π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2. Rita Tejada steals second base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to left field. π£ Fans wave their arms wildly!
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to P Pie Hartman.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to first base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to first base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner reaches on a throwing error by 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Dacie Petrenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a popup to first base.
π Alexandra Quinn pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to the catcher.
π Hannah Whitaker reaches on a fielding error by C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto lines out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2. π£ The fans are fired up!
π Ball. 3-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker homers on a line drive to right field!
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 2-1. Lou Gehrig steals third base! π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Willie Mays steals third base! π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (4 for 4, 2 1B, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking. π£ Excitement pours from the crowd!
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 6-1