π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Ball. 2-2. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stands are electric!
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to third base.
π Honus Wagner lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to third base.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Noise levels spike!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to right field! Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2. π£ Everyone in the stands is on their feet!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher. π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to P Myrtle Bakker. Willie Mays scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The bleachers are booming!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 2B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Johnny Bench steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 LO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 HBP)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ Chants thunder around the stadium!
π Foul tip. Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 2 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to C Gertrude McCall. Lou Gehrig out at home.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 2B, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to second base. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 HBP, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 4, 1 FO, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ Noise levels spike!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P A. Wu to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to right field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 13-0