🔗 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls Don Conrad vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson
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1. LF Adalynn Patra
2. C Larry Larchmont
3. 1B Karina Garrison
4. 2B Daniela Poole
5. DH Flapjack Ashraf
6. RF Ryan Porter
7. CF Biffle Burton
8. SS Xiaohua Hassan
9. 3B Xiomara Butterfield
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Adalynn Patra (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Adalynn Patra strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Larry Larchmont (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Larry Larchmont hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Larry Larchmont pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
🔗 Now batting: Karina Garrison (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Karina Garrison strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Don Conrad is leaving the game. 🦎 SP1 Jacqueline Pierre takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Biffle Burton.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to LF Adalynn Patra. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Adalynn Patra.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1. 📣 Energy pulses from the stands!
🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing home.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2. 📣 The stadium is buzzing!
🔗 Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Daniela Poole (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Daniela Poole strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Flapjack Ashraf (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Flapjack Ashraf strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ryan Porter (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ryan Porter strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Jacqueline Pierre is leaving the game. 🦎 SP2 Fatima Dracula II takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to RF Ryan Porter.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. 📣 Banners wave wildly!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Willie Mays strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Ted Williams flies out to CF Biffle Burton.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Biffle Burton (1st PA of game)
🔗 Biffle Burton hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Biffle Burton grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Xiaohua Hassan (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Xiaohua Hassan strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Xiomara Butterfield (1st PA of game)
🔗 Xiomara Butterfield hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Xiomara Butterfield grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Fatima Dracula II is leaving the game. 🦎 SP3 Alicia Nootbar takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a line drive to center field!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Adalynn Patra (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Adalynn Patra strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Larry Larchmont (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Larry Larchmont strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Karina Garrison (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Karina Garrison strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Alicia Nootbar is leaving the game. 🦎 SP4 Don Conrad takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Daniela Poole to 1B Karina Garrison.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Honus Wagner pops out to 1B Karina Garrison.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Daniela Poole (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Daniela Poole strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Flapjack Ashraf (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Flapjack Ashraf strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ryan Porter (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ryan Porter is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Biffle Burton (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Biffle Burton hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Biffle Burton singles on a popup to SS Honus Wagner. Ryan Porter to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Xiaohua Hassan (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1. Biffle Burton steals second base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2. 📣 The excitement is off the charts!
🔗 Xiaohua Hassan strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Don Conrad is leaving the game. 🦎 SP5 Akiro Guerra takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base. 📣 Fans are losing their minds!
🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Xiomara Butterfield to 1B Karina Garrison. Willie Mays to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1. 📣 The crowd erupts into cheers!
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Xiomara Butterfield (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Xiomara Butterfield hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Xiomara Butterfield grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Adalynn Patra (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Adalynn Patra hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Adalynn Patra grounds out, P Satchel Paige to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Larry Larchmont (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Larry Larchmont strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Akiro Guerra is leaving the game. 🦎 RP1 Joan Harutyunyan takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds into a double play, SS Xiaohua Hassan to 2B Daniela Poole to 1B Karina Garrison. Jackie Robinson out at second base. Mike Schmidt out at first base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Karina Garrison (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Karina Garrison strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Daniela Poole (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Daniela Poole strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Flapjack Ashraf (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Flapjack Ashraf strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Joan Harutyunyan is leaving the game. 🦎 RP2 Douglas Richards II takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Adalynn Patra.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ryan Porter (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ryan Porter hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Ryan Porter flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Biffle Burton (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Biffle Burton strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Xiaohua Hassan (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Xiaohua Hassan strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Douglas Richards II is leaving the game. 🦎 RP3 Luciana Ignorance takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, P Luciana Ignorance to 1B Karina Garrison.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a fly ball to RF Ryan Porter.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 SO)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Babe Ruth grounds into a force out, 2B Daniela Poole to SS Xiaohua Hassan. Rickey Henderson out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Biffle Burton.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Xiomara Butterfield (0 for 2, 2 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1. 📣 A roar builds from the seats!
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Xiomara Butterfield strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Adalynn Patra (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Adalynn Patra hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Adalynn Patra singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Larry Larchmont (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)
🔗 Larry Larchmont hits a ground ball to the shortstop. 📣 You can feel the stands vibrating!
🔗 Larry Larchmont singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Adalynn Patra to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Karina Garrison (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Karina Garrison hits a popup to first base. 📣 Cheers cascade from every section!
🔗 Karina Garrison pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Daniela Poole (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Daniela Poole hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Daniela Poole grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls. Final score: 2-0