MMOLDB

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "Fugging Bad Words", emoji: "🤬"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Edna Slater vs. 💾 Simulacra I Bob Gibson

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Bob Gibson"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Edna Slater"

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Pamela Zambrano", place: "C"
  - name: "Austin Nyirenda", place: "RF"
  - name: "Aiden Rudenko", place: "3B"
  - name: "Walter McCarty", place: "2B"
  - name: "Hector Somersbyshire", place: "CF"
  - name: "Mollie Doğan", place: "DH"
  - name: "Murphy Boyd", place: "SS"
  - name: "Tyler Vacation", place: "1B"
  - name: "Throckmorton Livingston", place: "LF"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by SP1 Walter Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Edna Slater is replaced by SP1 Levi Pichardo.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Walter McCarty.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Levi Pichardo is replaced by SP2 Sizzle Sparks.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Murphy Boyd, but saw Throckmorton Livingston
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation. Mike Schmidt to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner triples on a fly ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Mike Schmidt scores!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt scored

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field. 📣 Cheers roll through the stadium!

🔗 Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Honus Wagner scores!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner scored

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Murphy Boyd grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Tyler Vacation singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Jackie Robinson, but saw Willie Mays
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from First

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from First

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner to 2B Jackie Robinson. Tyler Vacation out at second.

• Runners out: [RunnerOut { runner: "Tyler Vacation", base: Second }]
• Tyler Vacation out at second

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Sizzle Sparks is replaced by SP3 Midnight McCann.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth stole second

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation. Babe Ruth to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 Cheers cascade from every section!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda lines out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko flies out to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Midnight McCann is replaced by SP4 Ivy Carrington.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 3B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig stole second

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field. 📣 It's a roar from the rafters!

🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Lou Gehrig scores!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig scored

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Honus Wagner scores!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner scored

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays caught stealing

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Ted Williams steals second base! 📣 Excitement surges through the park!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams stole second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Second

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Murphy Boyd. Ted Williams to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HBP)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson stole second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. 📣 The ballpark erupts in applause!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Murphy Boyd singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Lou Gehrig, but saw Babe Ruth
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd didn't move from First

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Murphy Boyd didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Ivy Carrington is replaced by SP5 Edna Slater.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Aiden Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson stole second

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-2. 📣 The ballpark is in an uproar!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation. Jackie Robinson to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to first base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Third

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 F)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Jackie Robinson, but saw Willie Mays
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 LO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Pamela Zambrano steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano stole second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from Second

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Pamela Zambrano steals third base!

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano stole third

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from Third

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Edna Slater is replaced by RP1 Egg Brandt.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 3B, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner steals second base! 📣 The home faithful go berserk!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner stole second

🔗 Ball. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals third base!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner stole third

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third

🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing home.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner caught stealing

🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Egg Brandt is replaced by RP2 Luke Shoebill.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 HBP)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Murphy Boyd grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Luke Shoebill is replaced by RP3 Ella Barnard.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 LO)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field!

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 3B, 1 2B, 1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 F, 1 1B)

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to second base. 📣 It's a roar from the rafters!

🔗 Austin Nyirenda grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (0-5)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 5-0