🔗 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management Delores Bone vs. 💾 Simulacra I Greg Maddux
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1. C Jocelyn Fredriksson
2. 3B Seth Ishii
3. CF Wilma Henrique
4. 1B Magglio Günther
5. RF Sue Nuñez
6. SS Tanya the Hedgehog
7. 2B Fizzbuzz Lehtinen
8. DH Ivan Johnston
9. LF Tazmanian Kane
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jocelyn Fredriksson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jocelyn Fredriksson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Seth Ishii (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Seth Ishii strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Wilma Henrique (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Wilma Henrique strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Delores Bone is leaving the game. 💣 SP1 Drummer Lovelady takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Tazmanian Kane.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to LF Tazmanian Kane.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2. 📣 The excitement is off the charts!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to LF Tazmanian Kane. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field. 📣 The excitement is off the charts!
🔗 Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to CF Wilma Henrique. Mike Schmidt scores!
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF Tazmanian Kane. Johnny Bench to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field. 📣 The fans bellow encouragement!
🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to LF Tazmanian Kane.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Magglio Günther (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Magglio Günther strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Sue Nuñez (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Sue Nuñez strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Tanya the Hedgehog (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Tanya the Hedgehog strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Drummer Lovelady is leaving the game. 💣 SP2 Brooklyn Fletcher takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 2B Fizzbuzz Lehtinen.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds into a force out, 1B Magglio Günther to 2B Fizzbuzz Lehtinen. Willie Mays out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Wilma Henrique.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a line drive to center field! Ted Williams scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2. 📣 You can feel the hype building!
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Wilma Henrique.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Fizzbuzz Lehtinen (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Fizzbuzz Lehtinen hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Fizzbuzz Lehtinen grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Ivan Johnston (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ivan Johnston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Ivan Johnston grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Tazmanian Kane (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Tazmanian Kane hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Tazmanian Kane grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Brooklyn Fletcher is leaving the game. 💣 SP3 Delores Bone takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to RF Sue Nuñez.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2. Johnny Bench steals second base!
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field. 📣 The stands are rumbling!
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Sue Nuñez.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Wilma Henrique. Johnny Bench to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! 📣 It's pure pandemonium!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Wilma Henrique. Johnny Bench scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 F)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field. 📣 It's a roar from the rafters!
🔗 Ted Williams lines out to RF Sue Nuñez.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jocelyn Fredriksson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Jocelyn Fredriksson hits a popup to third base.
🔗 Jocelyn Fredriksson pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
🔗 Now batting: Seth Ishii (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Seth Ishii strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Wilma Henrique (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Wilma Henrique strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Delores Bone is leaving the game. 💣 SP4 Garnet Takahashi takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to LF Tazmanian Kane.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Seth Ishii to 1B Magglio Günther.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Magglio Günther (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.
🔗 Magglio Günther strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Sue Nuñez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Sue Nuñez hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Sue Nuñez grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Tanya the Hedgehog (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Tanya the Hedgehog strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Garnet Takahashi is leaving the game. 💣 SP5 Everett Jallow takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Sue Nuñez. Johnny Bench to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The stands are shaking!
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Tazmanian Kane. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 SF)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, P Everett Jallow to 1B Magglio Günther. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Fans are losing their minds!
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the catcher.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, C Jocelyn Fredriksson to 1B Magglio Günther. Honus Wagner scores!
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Seth Ishii to 1B Magglio Günther.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Fizzbuzz Lehtinen (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Fizzbuzz Lehtinen strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ivan Johnston (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ivan Johnston strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Tazmanian Kane (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Tazmanian Kane strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Everett Jallow is leaving the game. 💣 RP1 Alvin Easton takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 HR)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to CF Wilma Henrique.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 2 BB)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Seth Ishii to 1B Magglio Günther.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jocelyn Fredriksson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jocelyn Fredriksson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Seth Ishii (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Seth Ishii strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Wilma Henrique (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Wilma Henrique strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Alvin Easton is leaving the game. 💣 RP2 Phoenix Rolle takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Johnny Bench reaches on a fielding error by SS Tanya the Hedgehog.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds into a double play, 2B Fizzbuzz Lehtinen to 1B Magglio Günther. Johnny Bench out at second base. Lou Gehrig out at first base.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, P Phoenix Rolle to 1B Magglio Günther.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Magglio Günther (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Magglio Günther hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Magglio Günther grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Sue Nuñez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Sue Nuñez strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Tanya the Hedgehog (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Tanya the Hedgehog strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Phoenix Rolle is leaving the game. 💣 RP3 Lottie Huynh takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 SF, 1 GO)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Willie Mays flies out to RF Sue Nuñez.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 LO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 4, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. Ted Williams steals second base! 📣 Fans pump their fists in the air!
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 3 FO, 1 HR)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 2 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt lines out to SS Tanya the Hedgehog.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to RF Sue Nuñez. Jackie Robinson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 FO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to LF Tazmanian Kane.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Fizzbuzz Lehtinen (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Fizzbuzz Lehtinen hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Fizzbuzz Lehtinen grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Ivan Johnston (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ivan Johnston hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Ivan Johnston grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Tazmanian Kane (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Tazmanian Kane hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Tazmanian Kane grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 💣 Eureka Emergency Middle Management. Final score: 11-0