π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rickey Henderson reaches on a fielding error by 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to third base. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Johnny Bench lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Foul tip. Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to second base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field. π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The cheers drown out everything else!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to third base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 2 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ You can feel the stands vibrating!
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Ball. 2-2. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Ted Williams out at second. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 3 BB, 1 LO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Hannah Whitaker walks.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Hannah Whitaker steals second base!
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 1B, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 4, 1 LO, 1 FO, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 2 BB, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Johnny Bench steals third base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, SS Barbara Bone to 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig out at second base. Honus Wagner out at first base. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 9-1