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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "Fugging Bad Words", emoji: "🤬"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Midnight McCann vs. 💾 Simulacra I Greg Maddux

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Greg Maddux"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Midnight McCann"

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Pamela Zambrano", place: "C"
  - name: "Austin Nyirenda", place: "RF"
  - name: "Aiden Rudenko", place: "3B"
  - name: "Walter McCarty", place: "2B"
  - name: "Hector Somersbyshire", place: "CF"
  - name: "Mollie Doğan", place: "DH"
  - name: "Murphy Boyd", place: "SS"
  - name: "Tyler Vacation", place: "1B"
  - name: "Throckmorton Livingston", place: "LF"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP1 Walter Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda lines out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Midnight McCann is replaced by SP1 Levi Pichardo.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson caught stealing

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson stole second

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Levi Pichardo is replaced by SP2 Sizzle Sparks.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner caught stealing

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Sizzle Sparks is replaced by SP3 Midnight McCann.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field. 📣 Noise levels spike!

🔗 Rickey Henderson doubles on a fly ball to RF Austin Nyirenda. Ted Williams scores!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams scored

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole third

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third

🔗 Ball. 3-1. 📣 The ballpark erupts in applause!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third

🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base. 📣 They cheer like there's no tomorrow!

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Aiden Rudenko. Rickey Henderson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson stole second

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Midnight McCann is replaced by SP4 Ivy Carrington.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig stole second

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to left field! Lou Gehrig scores!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig scored

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds into a force out, 1B Tyler Vacation to SS Murphy Boyd. Willie Mays out at second.

• Runners out: [RunnerOut { runner: "Willie Mays", base: Second }]
• Willie Mays out at second

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Mollie Doğan hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Mollie Doğan singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Honus Wagner, but saw Willie Mays
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from First

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Ivy Carrington is replaced by SP5 Edna Slater.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-2. 📣 The energy in here is palpable!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-0. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth caught stealing

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Tyler Vacation grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Edna Slater is replaced by RP1 Egg Brandt.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Lou Gehrig to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner caught stealing

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Willie Mays doubles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Lou Gehrig scores!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig scored

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 F)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 You can feel the hype building!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Willie Mays scores!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays scored

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds into a force out, SS Murphy Boyd to 2B Walter McCarty. Ted Williams out at second.

• Runners out: [RunnerOut { runner: "Ted Williams", base: Second }]
• Ted Williams out at second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda lines out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Walter McCarty is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Egg Brandt is replaced by RP2 Luke Shoebill.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Murphy Boyd, but saw Hector Somersbyshire
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth stole second

🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 You can feel the hype building!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth stole third

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third

🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2. 📣 The noise just keeps building!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Foul tip. Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson stole second

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 HBP)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 The excitement is off the charts!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from First

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from First

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Mollie Doğan steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan stole second

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from Second

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Mollie Doğan didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Luke Shoebill is replaced by RP3 Ella Barnard.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 HR)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner triples on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing home.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner caught stealing

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 F, 1 1B)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Ted Williams flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 3, 3 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 3, 2 LO, 1 GO)

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Honus Wagner, but saw Willie Mays
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 3, 3 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Austin Nyirenda didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Austin Nyirenda is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Austin Nyirenda caught stealing

🔗 Foul tip. Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (0-6)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 6-0