🔗 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls Abra Sellers vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson
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1. RF Cameron Kennedy
2. CF Certainly Meyer
3. 3B Lickety Baez
4. 1B Yogi Kelly
5. LF Popquiz Vasileva
6. C Gabriel O'Reilly
7. SS Anastacia Takagi
8. DH Kooky Frazier
9. 2B Klutz Baseball
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Cameron Kennedy (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Cameron Kennedy strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Certainly Meyer (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Certainly Meyer strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Lickety Baez (1st PA of game)
🔗 Lickety Baez hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lickety Baez flies out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Abra Sellers is leaving the game. 🎳 SP1 Kimmie Gallagher takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field. 📣 The place is rocking!
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Popquiz Vasileva. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to 2B Klutz Baseball.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Anastacia Takagi to 1B Yogi Kelly.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Yogi Kelly (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Yogi Kelly strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Popquiz Vasileva (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Popquiz Vasileva strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Gabriel O'Reilly (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Gabriel O'Reilly strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Kimmie Gallagher is leaving the game. 🎳 SP2 Yogi Navarro takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to RF Cameron Kennedy.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Popquiz Vasileva.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 The cheers drown out everything else!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Ted Williams reaches on a fielding error by 1B Yogi Kelly. Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 3-2. 📣 The fans are fired up!
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base. Ted Williams to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 SF)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Certainly Meyer. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Fans shout encouragement!
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to RF Cameron Kennedy. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 The ballpark erupts in applause!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt pops out to 2B Klutz Baseball.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 You can barely hear the announcer!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Anastacia Takagi (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Anastacia Takagi hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Anastacia Takagi grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Kooky Frazier (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Kooky Frazier strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Klutz Baseball (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Klutz Baseball strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Yogi Navarro is leaving the game. 🎳 SP3 Nice Little takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to center field! Lou Gehrig scores!
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Willie Mays doubles on a fly ball to RF Cameron Kennedy.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 BB)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Cameron Kennedy (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Cameron Kennedy strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Certainly Meyer (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Certainly Meyer strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Lickety Baez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Lickety Baez strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Nice Little is leaving the game. 🎳 SP4 Abra Sellers takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 SF, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Cameron Kennedy.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The crowd belts out the team's chant!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field. 📣 You can barely hear the announcer!
🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Popquiz Vasileva. Babe Ruth to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul tip. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1. 📣 Fans shout encouragement!
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to RF Cameron Kennedy.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Yogi Kelly (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Yogi Kelly strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Popquiz Vasileva (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Popquiz Vasileva strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Gabriel O'Reilly (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Gabriel O'Reilly is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Anastacia Takagi (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Anastacia Takagi strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Abra Sellers is leaving the game. 🎳 SP5 P. Lawrence takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Certainly Meyer.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 HR)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Lickety Baez.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Willie Mays reaches on a throwing error by SP5 P. Lawrence.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2. 📣 Everyone is cheering at once!
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Kooky Frazier (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Kooky Frazier is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Klutz Baseball (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Kooky Frazier steals second base!
🔗 Klutz Baseball strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Cameron Kennedy (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Kooky Frazier is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Cameron Kennedy strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 P. Lawrence is leaving the game. 🎳 RP1 Mango Montgomery takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson pops out to 1B Yogi Kelly.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to RF Cameron Kennedy.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Anastacia Takagi to 1B Yogi Kelly.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Certainly Meyer (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul tip. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Certainly Meyer hits a line drive to third base.
🔗 Certainly Meyer lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
🔗 Now batting: Lickety Baez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Lickety Baez strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Yogi Kelly (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Yogi Kelly hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Yogi Kelly grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Mango Montgomery is leaving the game. 🎳 RP2 Jocelyn Hotdog II takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Yogi Kelly.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Popquiz Vasileva (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Popquiz Vasileva strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Gabriel O'Reilly (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Gabriel O'Reilly strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Anastacia Takagi (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Anastacia Takagi strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Jocelyn Hotdog II is leaving the game. 🎳 RP3 Fizz Tortellini takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Honus Wagner reaches on a fielding error by 2B Klutz Baseball.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Willie Mays grounds into a force out, 3B Lickety Baez to 2B Klutz Baseball. Honus Wagner out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 BB, 1 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 2B Klutz Baseball. Ted Williams to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2. 📣 The stadium swells with cheers!
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Anastacia Takagi to 1B Yogi Kelly.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Kooky Frazier (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Kooky Frazier hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Kooky Frazier grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Klutz Baseball (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Klutz Baseball strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Cameron Kennedy (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Cameron Kennedy hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Cameron Kennedy grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🎳 Ninety Six Pound Balls. Final score: 7-0