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🔗 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "Cupertino Fruit Company", emoji: "🍈"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company Avi Mack vs. 💾 Simulacra I Greg Maddux

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Greg Maddux"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Avi Mack"

🔗 1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando Hadžić
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Rita Tejada", place: "CF"
  - name: "Noam Shevchenko", place: "DH"
  - name: "Flapdoodle Marquez", place: "LF"
  - name: "Barbara Bone", place: "SS"
  - name: "Orlando Hadžić", place: "1B"
  - name: "Alexandra Quinn", place: "3B"
  - name: "Hannah Whitaker", place: "2B"
  - name: "Brandi Rakoto", place: "RF"
  - name: "Gertrude McCall", place: "C"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP1 Walter Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)

🔗 Rita Tejada hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Rita Tejada pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. 🍈 SP1 Count Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Avi Mack is replaced by SP1 Count Young.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando Hadžić.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out, P Count Young to 1B Orlando Hadžić.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Barbara Bone strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Orlando Hadžić (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Orlando Hadžić hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Orlando Hadžić flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. 🍈 SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Count Young is replaced by SP2 Pie Hartman.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt scored

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Johnny Bench is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench caught stealing

🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to P Pie Hartman.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner caught stealing

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to the shortstop.

🔗 Hannah Whitaker pops out to SS Honus Wagner.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)

🔗 Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Gertrude McCall flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. 🍈 SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Pie Hartman is replaced by SP3 Avi Mack.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Ted Williams reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by 1B Orlando Hadžić. Willie Mays to second base. Fielding error by Orlando Hadžić.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1. Willie Mays steals third base!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays stole third
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays scored
• Ted Williams advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-1. 📣 They cheer like there's no tomorrow!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 2B)

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a grand slam on a fly ball to left field! Ted Williams scores! Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams scored
• Babe Ruth scored
• Jackie Robinson scored

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando Hadžić.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rita Tejada strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. 🍈 SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Avi Mack is replaced by SP4 Dacie Petrenko.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando Hadžić.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FC)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 Ted Williams hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Ted Williams pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays stole second

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Orlando Hadžić (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Orlando Hadžić hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Orlando Hadžić grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Alexandra Quinn flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. 🍈 SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Dacie Petrenko is replaced by SP5 Joshua Tkachenko.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando Hadžić.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 HR)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt lines out to CF Rita Tejada.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Hannah Whitaker is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Hannah Whitaker didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Hannah Whitaker didn't move from First

🔗 Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Hannah Whitaker didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Hannah Whitaker didn't move from First

🔗 Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig. Hannah Whitaker to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Hannah Whitaker advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Hannah Whitaker didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Hannah Whitaker didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Hannah Whitaker didn't move from Second

🔗 Rita Tejada strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Hannah Whitaker didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. 🍈 RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is replaced by RP1 Myrtle Bakker.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig reaches on a fielding error by 3B Alexandra Quinn.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base! 📣 Fans are losing their minds!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig stole second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Noam Shevchenko doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Noam Shevchenko to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Noam Shevchenko advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Noam Shevchenko didn't move from Third

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Noam Shevchenko didn't move from Third

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Noam Shevchenko didn't move from Third

🔗 Barbara Bone strikes out looking. Noam Shevchenko is caught stealing home.

• Runners out: []
• Noam Shevchenko caught stealing

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. 🍈 RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Myrtle Bakker is replaced by RP2 Justin Bradley.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FC)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 HR, 1 LO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. 📣 Chants thunder around the stadium!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop. 📣 The home fans make themselves heard!

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando Hadžić.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: Orlando Hadžić (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Orlando Hadžić strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 HBP)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. 🍈 RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Justin Bradley is replaced by RP3 A. Wu.

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Lou Gehrig to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 LO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner stole second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. 📣 Home supporters whistle and cheer!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando Hadžić. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig scored
• Honus Wagner advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 FC)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing home.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner caught stealing

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Ted Williams pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Brandi Rakoto hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Brandi Rakoto pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rita Tejada strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (0-7)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🍈 Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 7-0