π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Brandi Rakoto walks.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds into a double play, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Brandi Rakoto out at second base. Gertrude McCall out at first base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Barbara Bone singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Barbara Bone steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging. Alexandra Quinn is caught stealing second base.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to P Joshua Tkachenko. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Ball. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field! Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to first base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to left field.
π Rita Tejada lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field. π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig grounds into a double play, SS Barbara Bone to 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Johnny Bench out at second base. Lou Gehrig out at first base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Hannah Whitaker is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Alexandra Quinn to second base.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Gertrude McCall walks. Alexandra Quinn to third base. Hannah Whitaker to second base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
π Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 6-0