π π Moon Pies vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Moon Pies Rafaela Bos vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. DH Aria Cochran
2. RF Kathy Denbigh
3. 2B Cal KΓΆnig
4. 3B Darren Leighton
5. 1B Chloe Petrova
6. CF Aaliyah Kjær
7. SS Elowen Valerio
8. C Jerry Updog
9. LF Matteo Barbier
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Moon Pies batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Aria Cochran (1st PA of game)
π Aria Cochran hits a fly ball to center field.
π Aria Cochran flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Kathy Denbigh (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Kathy Denbigh strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Cal KΓΆnig (1st PA of game)
π Cal KΓΆnig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Cal KΓΆnig grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Rafaela Bos is leaving the game. π SP1 Jacinta Baxter takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to SS Elowen Valerio.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, P Jacinta Baxter to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Elowen Valerio to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Moon Pies batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Darren Leighton (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Darren Leighton strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Chloe Petrova (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Chloe Petrova strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Aaliyah KjΓ¦r (1st PA of game)
π Aaliyah KjΓ¦r hits a line drive to left field.
π Aaliyah KjΓ¦r lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Jacinta Baxter is leaving the game. π SP2 Lady Yastrzemski takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to first base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Elowen Valerio to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Moon Pies batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Elowen Valerio (1st PA of game)
π Elowen Valerio hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Elowen Valerio grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Jerry Updog (1st PA of game)
π Jerry Updog hits a line drive to first base.
π Jerry Updog lines out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Matteo Barbier (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Matteo Barbier is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Aria Cochran (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Aria Cochran strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Lady Yastrzemski is leaving the game. π SP3 Mabel Nasser takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Matteo Barbier.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to first base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to RF Kathy Denbigh. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to LF Matteo Barbier. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The ballpark comes alive!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to SS Elowen Valerio.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 3B Darren Leighton.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing third base.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Moon Pies batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Kathy Denbigh (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Kathy Denbigh strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Cal KΓΆnig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Cal KΓΆnig strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Darren Leighton (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Darren Leighton strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Mabel Nasser is leaving the game. π SP4 Rafaela Bos takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Darren Leighton.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Matteo Barbier.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Aaliyah KjΓ¦r.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Moon Pies batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Chloe Petrova (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Chloe Petrova hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Chloe Petrova grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Aaliyah KjΓ¦r (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aaliyah KjΓ¦r strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Elowen Valerio (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Elowen Valerio strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Rafaela Bos is leaving the game. π SP5 Steven Pena takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Cal KΓΆnig to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Elowen Valerio to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Cal KΓΆnig to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Moon Pies batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jerry Updog (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jerry Updog strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Matteo Barbier (1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Matteo Barbier hits a ground ball to third base.
π Matteo Barbier grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Aria Cochran (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Aria Cochran strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Steven Pena is leaving the game. π RP1 Clarence Ali takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Elowen Valerio to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to CF Aaliyah KjΓ¦r.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to CF Aaliyah KjΓ¦r. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a line drive to left field! Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Moon Pies batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Kathy Denbigh (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Kathy Denbigh strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Cal KΓΆnig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Cal KΓΆnig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Darren Leighton (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Darren Leighton hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Darren Leighton grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Clarence Ali is leaving the game. π RP2 Marion Shah takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a ground ball to 3B Darren Leighton.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Kathy Denbigh. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to first base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Moon Pies batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Chloe Petrova (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Chloe Petrova hits a ground ball to second base.
π Chloe Petrova grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Aaliyah KjΓ¦r (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Aaliyah KjΓ¦r hits a fly ball to left field.
π Aaliyah KjΓ¦r flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Elowen Valerio (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Elowen Valerio strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Marion Shah is leaving the game. π RP3 Thomas Vogt takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to CF Aaliyah KjΓ¦r.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 HR)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, SS Elowen Valerio to 1B Chloe Petrova. Johnny Bench out at second base. Honus Wagner out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Moon Pies batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jerry Updog (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Jerry Updog hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jerry Updog grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Matteo Barbier (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Matteo Barbier hits a fly ball to center field.
π Matteo Barbier flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Aria Cochran (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Aria Cochran hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Aria Cochran grounds out, P Mariano Rivera to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Moon Pies. Final score: 7-0