π π Moon Pies vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Moon Pies Lady Yastrzemski vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. DH Aria Cochran
2. RF Kathy Denbigh
3. 2B Cal KΓΆnig
4. 3B Darren Leighton
5. 1B Chloe Petrova
6. CF Aaliyah Kjær
7. SS Elowen Valerio
8. C Jerry Updog
9. LF Matteo Barbier
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Moon Pies batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Aria Cochran (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Aria Cochran hits a ground ball to third base.
π Aria Cochran singles on a ground ball to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Kathy Denbigh (1st PA of game)
π Kathy Denbigh hits a line drive to right field.
π Kathy Denbigh singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth. Aria Cochran to third base.
π Now batting: Cal KΓΆnig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ Everyone cheers at once!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Cal KΓΆnig strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Darren Leighton (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ A rumble of excitement rolls through the stadium!
π Darren Leighton strikes out swinging. Kathy Denbigh is caught stealing second base.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Lady Yastrzemski is leaving the game. π SP1 Jacinta Baxter takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Kathy Denbigh.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Aaliyah KjΓ¦r. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Darren Leighton to 1B Chloe Petrova. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Kathy Denbigh. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to CF Aaliyah KjΓ¦r.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Kathy Denbigh. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to LF Matteo Barbier.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Moon Pies batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Chloe Petrova (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Chloe Petrova hits a ground ball to second base.
π Chloe Petrova grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Aaliyah KjΓ¦r (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Aaliyah KjΓ¦r strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Elowen Valerio (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Elowen Valerio strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Jacinta Baxter is leaving the game. π SP2 Lady Yastrzemski takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to second base.
π Willie Mays lines out to 2B Cal KΓΆnig.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Cal KΓΆnig to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Moon Pies batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jerry Updog (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jerry Updog hits a line drive to center field.
π Jerry Updog lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Matteo Barbier (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Matteo Barbier hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Matteo Barbier singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Aria Cochran (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Aria Cochran hits a ground ball to first base.
π Aria Cochran grounds into a force out, 1B Lou Gehrig to SS Honus Wagner. Matteo Barbier out at second.
π Now batting: Kathy Denbigh (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Kathy Denbigh strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Lady Yastrzemski is leaving the game. π SP3 Mabel Nasser takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Aaliyah KjΓ¦r.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Elowen Valerio to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 SF)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a fly ball to CF Aaliyah KjΓ¦r.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench lines out to SS Elowen Valerio.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Moon Pies batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Cal KΓΆnig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Cal KΓΆnig walks.
π Now batting: Darren Leighton (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Darren Leighton strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Chloe Petrova (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Chloe Petrova hits a ground ball to second base.
π Chloe Petrova grounds into a double play, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Cal KΓΆnig out at second base. Chloe Petrova out at first base.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Mabel Nasser is leaving the game. π SP4 Rafaela Bos takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Kathy Denbigh.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams lines out to SS Elowen Valerio.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Moon Pies batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Aaliyah KjΓ¦r (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aaliyah KjΓ¦r strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Elowen Valerio (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Elowen Valerio hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Elowen Valerio grounds out, P Bob Gibson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Jerry Updog (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jerry Updog strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Rafaela Bos is leaving the game. π SP5 Steven Pena takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Elowen Valerio to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth lines out to LF Matteo Barbier.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Moon Pies batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Matteo Barbier (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Matteo Barbier strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Aria Cochran (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aria Cochran strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Kathy Denbigh (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Kathy Denbigh hits a ground ball to third base.
π Kathy Denbigh grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Steven Pena is leaving the game. π RP1 Clarence Ali takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a double play, RP1 Clarence Ali to SS Elowen Valerio to 1B Chloe Petrova. Mike Schmidt out at second base. Johnny Bench out at first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Moon Pies batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Cal KΓΆnig (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Cal KΓΆnig strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Darren Leighton (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Darren Leighton hits a line drive to center field.
π Darren Leighton lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Chloe Petrova (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 GIDP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Chloe Petrova strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Clarence Ali is leaving the game. π RP2 Marion Shah takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner pops out to SS Elowen Valerio.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Kathy Denbigh.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Moon Pies batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Aaliyah KjΓ¦r (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Aaliyah KjΓ¦r strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Elowen Valerio (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Elowen Valerio strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jerry Updog (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jerry Updog strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Marion Shah is leaving the game. π RP3 Thomas Vogt takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a ground ball to LF Matteo Barbier.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ Fans wave their arms wildly!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Matteo Barbier. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Darren Leighton to 1B Chloe Petrova. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 LO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ The stadium erupts!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field. π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Kathy Denbigh. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Elowen Valerio to 1B Chloe Petrova.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Moon Pies batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Matteo Barbier (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Matteo Barbier hits a ground ball to third base.
π Matteo Barbier grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Aria Cochran (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 F, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Aria Cochran hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Aria Cochran grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Kathy Denbigh (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Kathy Denbigh strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Moon Pies. Final score: 6-0