π π Whitehorse Horse Habitat vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Whitehorse Horse Habitat Muhammad Laine vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. 2B Gargle Vasquez
2. RF Susan Kennedy
3. LF Kelli Kabore
4. 1B Mariana Moore
5. 3B Brandon Shevchuk
6. C Mary Feller
7. DH Arthew Heikkinen
8. CF Lifen West
9. SS Melvin Jung
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gargle Vasquez (1st PA of game)
π Gargle Vasquez hits a line drive to left field.
π Gargle Vasquez lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Susan Kennedy (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Susan Kennedy strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Kelli Kabore (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Kelli Kabore strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Muhammad Laine is leaving the game. π SP1 Michelle Marin takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Kelli Kabore.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The hometown faithful are loving this!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, P Michelle Marin to 1B Mariana Moore.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mariana Moore (1st PA of game)
π Mariana Moore hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mariana Moore grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandon Shevchuk (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandon Shevchuk hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandon Shevchuk singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Mary Feller (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mary Feller strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Arthew Heikkinen (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Arthew Heikkinen strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Michelle Marin is leaving the game. π SP2 Vicki Hansen takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lifen West (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Lifen West strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Melvin Jung (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Melvin Jung hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Melvin Jung grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gargle Vasquez (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gargle Vasquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Vicki Hansen is leaving the game. π SP3 Waddle Carson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to CF Lifen West.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Susan Kennedy (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Susan Kennedy hits a ground ball to first base.
π Susan Kennedy grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Kelli Kabore (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Kelli Kabore strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mariana Moore (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mariana Moore strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Waddle Carson is leaving the game. π SP4 Muhammad Laine takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF Kelli Kabore.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to second base. π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Honus Wagner pops out to 2B Gargle Vasquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field. π£ Excitement surges through the park!
π Willie Mays homers on a line drive to right field! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Melvin Jung. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a line drive to right field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to LF Kelli Kabore.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandon Shevchuk (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandon Shevchuk strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mary Feller (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mary Feller strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Arthew Heikkinen (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Arthew Heikkinen strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Muhammad Laine is leaving the game. π SP5 Honda Roger takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, P Honda Roger to 1B Mariana Moore.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to RF Susan Kennedy.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lifen West (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lifen West hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lifen West grounds out, P Satchel Paige to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Melvin Jung (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Melvin Jung strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gargle Vasquez (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gargle Vasquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Honda Roger is leaving the game. π RP1 Mecha Fortune takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Mecha Fortune to 1B Mariana Moore.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Babe Ruth singles on a fly ball to LF Kelli Kabore. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson triples on a line drive to RF Susan Kennedy. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 HR)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to LF Kelli Kabore. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a double play, 3B Brandon Shevchuk to 2B Gargle Vasquez to 1B Mariana Moore. Mike Schmidt out at second base. Johnny Bench out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Susan Kennedy (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Susan Kennedy hits a ground ball to second base.
π Susan Kennedy grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Kelli Kabore (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Kelli Kabore strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mariana Moore (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mariana Moore strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Mecha Fortune is leaving the game. π RP2 Sneakers Amin takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Lifen West.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays lines out to RF Susan Kennedy.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Lifen West.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Kelli Kabore. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 SO, 2 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to the pitcher. π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Babe Ruth lines out to P Sneakers Amin.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandon Shevchuk (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Brandon Shevchuk hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Brandon Shevchuk grounds out, P Tom Seaver to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Mary Feller (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mary Feller strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Arthew Heikkinen (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Arthew Heikkinen strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Sneakers Amin is leaving the game. π RP3 Cabbage Baumler takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 BB, 2 SO, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Lifen West.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 4, 1 SO, 2 HR, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 2B Gargle Vasquez to 1B Mariana Moore.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 HR, 1 LO, 1 GIDP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Whitehorse Horse Habitat batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lifen West (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Lifen West hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lifen West grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Melvin Jung (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Melvin Jung hits a popup to third base.
π Melvin Jung pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Gargle Vasquez (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gargle Vasquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Whitehorse Horse Habitat. Final score: 13-0