🔗 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union Flapdoodle Espinoza vs. 💾 Simulacra I Greg Maddux
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1. SS Bessie Santana
2. CF A. Parkin
3. 2B Hank Wu
4. C Carol Benson
5. DH Sizzle Ueda
6. 3B Ketlen Again
7. LF Anastacia John
8. RF Geoff Schröder
9. 1B Zach Leonard
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Bessie Santana (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Bessie Santana hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Bessie Santana homers on a fly ball to right field!
🔗 Now batting: A. Parkin (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 A. Parkin hits a popup to third base.
🔗 A. Parkin pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
🔗 Now batting: Hank Wu (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Hank Wu hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Hank Wu grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Carol Benson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Carol Benson hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Carol Benson flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Flapdoodle Espinoza is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ SP1 Loretta Witt takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a fly ball to RF Geoff Schröder.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! 📣 Everyone cheers at once!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to CF A. Parkin.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Sizzle Ueda strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ketlen Again (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ketlen Again hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Ketlen Again lines out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Anastacia John (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Anastacia John hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Anastacia John doubles on a fly ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Geoff Schröder (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Geoff Schröder strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Loretta Witt is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ SP2 Flubber Nicholson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to right field!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Johnny Bench pops out to SS Bessie Santana.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to SS Bessie Santana.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to CF A. Parkin.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Zach Leonard (1st PA of game)
🔗 Zach Leonard hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Zach Leonard singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Bessie Santana (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Bessie Santana strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: A. Parkin (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 A. Parkin strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Hank Wu (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Hank Wu strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Flubber Nicholson is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ SP3 Flapdoodle Espinoza takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Willie Mays strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Geoff Schröder.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1. Ted Williams steals second base! 📣 Fans yell themselves hoarse!
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a fly ball to CF A. Parkin. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, 2B Hank Wu to 1B Zach Leonard. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base. Babe Ruth to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to P Flapdoodle Espinoza. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 You can feel the hype building!
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Carol Benson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Carol Benson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Sizzle Ueda strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ketlen Again (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ketlen Again strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Flapdoodle Espinoza is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ SP4 B. Bergström takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig reaches on a fielding error by 2B Hank Wu. Johnny Bench to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Anastacia John. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop. 📣 The cheers drown out everything else!
🔗 Willie Mays grounds into a force out, SS Bessie Santana to C Carol Benson. Johnny Bench out at home. Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base. Willie Mays to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Ted Williams flies out on a sacrifice fly to LF Anastacia John. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Anastacia John (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Anastacia John strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Geoff Schröder (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Geoff Schröder hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Geoff Schröder grounds out, P Bob Gibson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Zach Leonard (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Zach Leonard hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Zach Leonard singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Bessie Santana (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Zach Leonard is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 B. Bergström is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ SP5 Gnav Pearson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Anastacia John.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Bessie Santana (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Bessie Santana hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Bessie Santana doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: A. Parkin (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 A. Parkin strikes out swinging. Bessie Santana is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Now batting: Hank Wu (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Hank Wu strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Gnav Pearson is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ RP1 Miles Salah takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Anastacia John.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench reaches on a fielding error by 3B Ketlen Again.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 LO)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Geoff Schröder.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Johnny Bench steals second base!
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 2B Hank Wu. Johnny Bench scores!
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Willie Mays lines out to CF A. Parkin.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Carol Benson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Carol Benson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Ueda (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Sizzle Ueda strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ketlen Again (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ketlen Again strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Miles Salah is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ RP2 Lawrence Chaney takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 SF)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Ketlen Again to 1B Zach Leonard.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 2B)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Ketlen Again.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Anastacia John (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
🔗 Anastacia John hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Anastacia John grounds out, P Tom Seaver to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Geoff Schröder (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Geoff Schröder hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Geoff Schröder grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Zach Leonard (2 for 2, 2 1B)
🔗 Zach Leonard hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Zach Leonard grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Lawrence Chaney is leaving the game. 🧗♀️ RP3 Ozzie Shevchuk takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to CF A. Parkin.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 FO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds into a double play, 3B Ketlen Again to 2B Hank Wu to 1B Zach Leonard. Jackie Robinson out at second base. Mike Schmidt out at first base.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Johnny Bench homers on a line drive to left field!
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Zach Leonard.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Bessie Santana (2 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 2B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 📣 The fans bellow encouragement!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Bessie Santana strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: A. Parkin (0 for 3, 1 PO, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 A. Parkin is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Hank Wu (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Hank Wu hits a fly ball to right field. 📣 The energy in here is palpable!
🔗 Hank Wu flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Carol Benson (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. A. Parkin is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🧗♀️ Bisbee Stair Walkers Union. Final score: 6-1