🔗 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks Jackson Robbins vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson
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1. LF Rascal Dekker
2. C Jupiter Castle
3. 1B Faith Nunes
4. 2B Noodle Welch
5. CF Isa Access
6. RF Fox Sawyer
7. DH Noodle Thorne
8. SS Lollypop Dent
9. 3B Evelyn Spence
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rascal Dekker (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Rascal Dekker strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jupiter Castle (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Jupiter Castle strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Faith Nunes (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Faith Nunes strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Jackson Robbins is leaving the game. 🃏 SP1 Winnie Clark takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Isa Access.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson lines out to LF Rascal Dekker.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Noodle Welch (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Noodle Welch strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Isa Access (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.
🔗 Isa Access strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Fox Sawyer (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Fox Sawyer strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Winnie Clark is leaving the game. 🃏 SP2 Patricia Giri takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Evelyn Spence to 1B Faith Nunes.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Isa Access.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Noodle Thorne (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Noodle Thorne strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Lollypop Dent (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Lollypop Dent is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Evelyn Spence (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Evelyn Spence hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Evelyn Spence grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner unassisted. Lollypop Dent out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Rascal Dekker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Rascal Dekker strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Patricia Giri is leaving the game. 🃏 SP3 Stuffed Hirano takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Isa Access.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Honus Wagner steals second base!
🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Ted Williams flies out to LF Rascal Dekker.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jupiter Castle (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jupiter Castle strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Faith Nunes (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Faith Nunes hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Faith Nunes singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Noodle Welch (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Noodle Welch strikes out swinging. Faith Nunes steals second base!
🔗 Now batting: Isa Access (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. 📣 Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Isa Access strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Stuffed Hirano is leaving the game. 🃏 SP4 Jackson Robbins takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Evelyn Spence.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 Excitement pours from the crowd!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
🔗 Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base! 📣 The crowd lets out a collective howl!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals home!
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to CF Isa Access. Babe Ruth scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 3-1. 📣 The stands are shaking!
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 1-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a ground ball to RF Fox Sawyer. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores!
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. 📣 Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Fox Sawyer (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Fox Sawyer strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Noodle Thorne (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Noodle Thorne strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Lollypop Dent (1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Lollypop Dent hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lollypop Dent grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Jackson Robbins is leaving the game. 🃏 SP5 X. Potter takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, SS Lollypop Dent to 1B Faith Nunes.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Rascal Dekker.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The bleachers are booming!
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
🔗 Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Evelyn Spence.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, 3B Evelyn Spence to 2B Noodle Welch. Jackie Robinson out at second.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Evelyn Spence (0 for 1, 1 F)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Evelyn Spence hits a line drive to the shortstop.
🔗 Evelyn Spence lines out to SS Honus Wagner.
🔗 Now batting: Rascal Dekker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Rascal Dekker hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Rascal Dekker pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
🔗 Now batting: Jupiter Castle (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jupiter Castle strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 X. Potter is leaving the game. 🃏 RP1 Ken Oliveira takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Evelyn Spence to 1B Faith Nunes.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 2B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to CF Isa Access.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Honus Wagner pops out to 1B Faith Nunes.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base. 📣 The fans are fired up!
🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Evelyn Spence to 1B Faith Nunes.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Faith Nunes (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Faith Nunes strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Noodle Welch (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Noodle Welch is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Isa Access (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Isa Access strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Fox Sawyer (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul tip. Fox Sawyer strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Ken Oliveira is leaving the game. 🃏 RP2 Ada Cameron takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Isa Access.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Ted Williams steals second base!
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop. 📣 The noise just keeps building!
🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Lollypop Dent to 1B Faith Nunes. Ted Williams to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson homers on a line drive to left field! Ted Williams scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 F)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Noodle Thorne (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Noodle Thorne strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Lollypop Dent (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Lollypop Dent hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Lollypop Dent flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Evelyn Spence (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Evelyn Spence strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Ada Cameron is leaving the game. 🃏 RP3 Bingo Gamer takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to RF Fox Sawyer.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 FO, 2 2B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to RF Fox Sawyer.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to CF Isa Access. Lou Gehrig to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 It's a roar from the rafters!
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to the shortstop. 📣 Fans yell themselves hoarse!
🔗 Ted Williams lines out to SS Lollypop Dent.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rascal Dekker (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Rascal Dekker hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Rascal Dekker grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Jupiter Castle (0 for 3, 3 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Jupiter Castle strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Faith Nunes (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Faith Nunes hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Faith Nunes pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🃏 Jesterville Funny Furry Freaks. Final score: 6-0