π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Avi Mack vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to first base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to right field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Ted Williams is caught stealing third base.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Noam Shevchenko walks.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ The stands shake with noise!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base! π£ The stands are rumbling!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to right field.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Mike Schmidt out at second.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to third base.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 2 BB, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking. Hannah Whitaker steals second base!
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to P A. Wu.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 HBP)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds into a double play, 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ to SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Johnny Bench out at second base. Lou Gehrig out at first base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. π£ The stadium is buzzing!
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 1-0