π π» Minneapolis Thread Bears vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π» Minneapolis Thread Bears Not Yusuf vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. 3B Razzmatazz Richmond
2. RF Christie Tian
3. C Maybelline Baird
4. CF Sandra Stone
5. 2B Spiders Espinosa
6. LF Harmon Yvanov
7. DH Orion Sellers
8. 1B Cynthia Lim
9. SS Anita Hernandez
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Razzmatazz Richmond hits a ground ball to third base.
π Razzmatazz Richmond grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (1st PA of game)
π Christie Tian hits a fly ball to right field.
π Christie Tian singles on a fly ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Maybelline Baird (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Maybelline Baird hits a ground ball to second base.
π Maybelline Baird grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Christie Tian to second base.
π Now batting: Sandra Stone (1st PA of game)
π Sandra Stone hits a ground ball to second base.
π Sandra Stone grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Not Yusuf is leaving the game. π» SP1 Carl Bird takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to CF Sandra Stone.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Christie Tian.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Spiders Espinosa (1st PA of game)
π Spiders Espinosa hits a fly ball to right field.
π Spiders Espinosa flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Harmon Yvanov (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Harmon Yvanov hits a ground ball to third base.
π Harmon Yvanov grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orion Sellers (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orion Sellers strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Carl Bird is leaving the game. π» SP2 Not Yusuf takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to first base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1. π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Anita Hernandez to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Cynthia Lim (1st PA of game)
π Cynthia Lim hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Cynthia Lim grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Anita Hernandez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Anita Hernandez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Anita Hernandez triples on a fly ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Anita Hernandez steals home!
π Razzmatazz Richmond hits a ground ball to third base.
π Razzmatazz Richmond grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Christie Tian is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Maybelline Baird (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Maybelline Baird hits a line drive to center field.
π Maybelline Baird doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays. Christie Tian scores!
π Now batting: Sandra Stone (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The home fans make themselves heard!
π Sandra Stone hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Sandra Stone pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Not Yusuf is leaving the game. π» SP3 KW Koffi takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Spiders Espinosa to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Christie Tian.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Spiders Espinosa (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Spiders Espinosa strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Harmon Yvanov (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Harmon Yvanov strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orion Sellers (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Orion Sellers hits a line drive to left field.
π Orion Sellers lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 KW Koffi is leaving the game. π» SP4 Lloyd Perry takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Harmon Yvanov.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to first base.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Cynthia Lim (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Cynthia Lim strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Anita Hernandez (1 for 1, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Anita Hernandez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Razzmatazz Richmond strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Lloyd Perry is leaving the game. π» SP5 Lucky Malik takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The noise is overwhelming!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Christie Tian. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Harmon Yvanov. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Ted Williams steals home!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Harmon Yvanov. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt triples on a fly ball to RF Christie Tian. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Harmon Yvanov.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ A tremendous cheer fills the air!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Christie Tian strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Maybelline Baird (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Maybelline Baird strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Sandra Stone (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Sandra Stone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Lucky Malik is leaving the game. π» RP1 Kristen Barrantes takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to first base.
π Honus Wagner pops out to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (2 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds into a force out, 2B Spiders Espinosa unassisted. Willie Mays out at second.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Spiders Espinosa to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Spiders Espinosa (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Spiders Espinosa strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Harmon Yvanov (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Harmon Yvanov strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orion Sellers (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Orion Sellers strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Kristen Barrantes is leaving the game. π» RP2 Milani Rowe takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 3B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Christie Tian.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Cynthia Lim (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Cynthia Lim hits a popup to third base.
π Cynthia Lim pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Anita Hernandez (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Anita Hernandez hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Anita Hernandez grounds out, P Tom Seaver to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Razzmatazz Richmond hits a fly ball to right field.
π Razzmatazz Richmond flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Milani Rowe is leaving the game. π» RP3 Francisco Machado takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 3 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 2B Spiders Espinosa.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 2 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (3 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 F)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. π£ The supporters fuel their team!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Spiders Espinosa to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Christie Tian strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Maybelline Baird (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Maybelline Baird hits a fly ball to center field.
π Maybelline Baird flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Sandra Stone (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Sandra Stone strikes out looking. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π» Minneapolis Thread Bears. Final score: 5-2