π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a popup to second base.
π Barbara Bone pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base! π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to second base.
π Willie Mays singles on a fly ball to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging. Brandi Rakoto is caught stealing second base.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson reaches on a throwing error by SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Babe Ruth steals third base! π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Excitement surges through the park!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul tip. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Ted Williams to third base. Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2. π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to second base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul tip. Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 3-1. Mike Schmidt steals third base!
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to the catcher.
π Johnny Bench pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (3 for 3, 1 2B, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to P Justin Bradley.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Supporters yell at full volume!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 2 BB, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ homers on a line drive to center field!
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 4, 2 SO, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (4 for 4, 1 2B, 2 1B, 1 HR)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 4, 2 1B, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals third base! π£ Noise levels spike!
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing home.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1. π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 5, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, P A. Wu to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to right field.
π Rita Tejada singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth. Rita Tejada scores!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 10-2