MMOLDB

🔗 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "Cockermouth Fowl Jokes", emoji: "🐔"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes Eli O'Leary vs. 💾 Simulacra I Walter Johnson

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Walter Johnson"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Eli O'Leary"

🔗 1. C Bee Javier
2. DH Iry O'Brien
3. 1B Earl Raymond
4. RF Liliana Acevedo
5. LF Ricky Steel
6. SS Sizzle Deng
7. 2B Big Brathwaite
8. CF Fiona Cheong
9. 3B Tater Sadler

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Bee Javier", place: "C"
  - name: "Iry O'Brien", place: "DH"
  - name: "Earl Raymond", place: "1B"
  - name: "Liliana Acevedo", place: "RF"
  - name: "Ricky Steel", place: "LF"
  - name: "Sizzle Deng", place: "SS"
  - name: "Big Brathwaite", place: "2B"
  - name: "Fiona Cheong", place: "CF"
  - name: "Tater Sadler", place: "3B"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing InningStart event "Start of the top of the 1st. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting."
  

🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (1st PA of game)

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received NowBatting
  

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Foul
  

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Ball
  

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Ball
  

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Strike
  

🔗 Bee Javier strikes out looking.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received StrikeOut
  

🔗 Now batting: Iry O'Brien (1st PA of game)

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received NowBatting
  

🔗 Iry O'Brien hits a line drive to center field.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received FairBall
  

🔗 Iry O'Brien lines out to CF Willie Mays.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received CaughtOut
  

🔗 Now batting: Earl Raymond (1st PA of game)

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received NowBatting
  

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Strike
  

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Strike
  

🔗 Earl Raymond strikes out looking.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received StrikeOut
  

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received InningEnd
  

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing InningStart event "Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting."
  

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received NowBatting
  

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Ball
  

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received FairBall
  

🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Tater Sadler to 1B Earl Raymond.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received GroundedOut
  

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received NowBatting
  

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Foul
  

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Strike
  

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Ball
  

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a popup to the pitcher.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received FairBall
  

🔗 Babe Ruth pops out to P Eli O'Leary.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received CaughtOut
  

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received NowBatting
  

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Strike
  

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Ball
  

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Foul
  

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received Foul
  

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received StrikeOut
  

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Expected [InningStart, MoundVisit] event after Some(PlayBall), but received InningEnd
  

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Unexpected inning number: expected 1, but saw 2
• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (1st PA of game)

🔗 Liliana Acevedo hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Liliana Acevedo grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ricky Steel (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ricky Steel hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Ricky Steel flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Deng (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Sizzle Deng strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Eli O'Leary is leaving the game. 🐔 SP2 Flapjack Ogura takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Eli O'Leary is replaced by SP2 Flapjack Ogura.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Fiona Cheong.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig lines out to LF Ricky Steel.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Big Brathwaite (1st PA of game)

🔗 Big Brathwaite hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Big Brathwaite grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Fiona Cheong (1st PA of game)

🔗 Fiona Cheong hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Fiona Cheong singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Honus Wagner, but saw Willie Mays
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tater Sadler (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Fiona Cheong didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Fiona Cheong didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2. Fiona Cheong steals second base! 📣 Fans shout encouragement!

• Runners out: []
• Fiona Cheong stole second

🔗 Tater Sadler strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Fiona Cheong didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Bee Javier hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Bee Javier flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Runners out: []
• Fiona Cheong didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Flapjack Ogura is leaving the game. 🐔 SP3 Dallas Bernard takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Flapjack Ogura is replaced by SP3 Dallas Bernard.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a fly ball to CF Fiona Cheong.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-2. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner caught stealing

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 3B Tater Sadler.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams lines out to LF Ricky Steel.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays stole second

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson triples on a line drive to LF Ricky Steel. Willie Mays scores!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays scored

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field. 📣 Chants thunder around the stadium!

🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a line drive to center field! Rickey Henderson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 1B Earl Raymond.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Tater Sadler to 1B Earl Raymond.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Iry O'Brien (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Iry O'Brien strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Earl Raymond (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Earl Raymond strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Liliana Acevedo strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Dallas Bernard is leaving the game. 🐔 SP4 Cobalt Bonds takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Dallas Bernard is replaced by SP4 Cobalt Bonds.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Johnny Bench singles on a fly ball to RF Liliana Acevedo.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Liliana Acevedo. Johnny Bench to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the catcher.

🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, C Bee Javier to 1B Earl Raymond. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench scored
• Lou Gehrig advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The home crowd won't stop cheering!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Tater Sadler to 1B Earl Raymond. Lou Gehrig to third base. Willie Mays to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig advanced from Second to third
• Willie Mays advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 3B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing home.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig caught stealing
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Ricky Steel (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ricky Steel strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Deng (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Sizzle Deng strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Big Brathwaite (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Big Brathwaite strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Cobalt Bonds is leaving the game. 🐔 SP5 Ethel Bradshaw takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Cobalt Bonds is replaced by SP5 Ethel Bradshaw.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 3B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 HR)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole second

🔗 Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson caught stealing

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Earl Raymond.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson caught stealing

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Fiona Cheong (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Fiona Cheong strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tater Sadler (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tater Sadler strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Bee Javier hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Bee Javier singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Jackie Robinson, but saw Willie Mays
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Iry O'Brien (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Bee Javier didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Bee Javier didn't move from First

🔗 Iry O'Brien strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Bee Javier didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Ethel Bradshaw is leaving the game. 🐔 RP1 Mollie O'Toole takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Ethel Bradshaw is replaced by RP1 Mollie O'Toole.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Tater Sadler to 1B Earl Raymond.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to LF Ricky Steel.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a fly ball to RF Liliana Acevedo. Johnny Bench scores!

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench scored

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Sizzle Deng to 1B Earl Raymond. Lou Gehrig to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 HBP)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals home!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig stole home

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Willie Mays singles on a line drive to RF Liliana Acevedo.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays stole second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second

🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a fly ball to LF Ricky Steel. Willie Mays scores!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays scored

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 3B, 1 BB)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Foul tip. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to RF Liliana Acevedo.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Earl Raymond (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Earl Raymond strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Liliana Acevedo hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Liliana Acevedo doubles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Jackie Robinson, but saw Babe Ruth
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ricky Steel (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Liliana Acevedo didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Liliana Acevedo didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Liliana Acevedo didn't move from Second

🔗 Ricky Steel strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Liliana Acevedo didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Deng (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Sizzle Deng hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Sizzle Deng grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []
• Liliana Acevedo didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Mollie O'Toole is leaving the game. 🐔 RP2 Bigger Granville takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Mollie O'Toole is replaced by RP2 Bigger Granville.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 HR, 1 GO)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Big Brathwaite to 1B Earl Raymond.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson doubles on a fly ball to RF Liliana Acevedo.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF Liliana Acevedo. Jackie Robinson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson scored

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 2B)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, SS Sizzle Deng unassisted. Mike Schmidt out at second.

• Runners out: [RunnerOut { runner: "Mike Schmidt", base: Second }]
• Mike Schmidt out at second

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig pops out to 2B Big Brathwaite.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: Big Brathwaite (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Big Brathwaite strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Fiona Cheong (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Fiona Cheong strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tater Sadler (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tater Sadler strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Bigger Granville is leaving the game. 🐔 RP3 Valentina Fuller takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Bigger Granville is replaced by RP3 Valentina Fuller.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 2B, 2 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Ricky Steel.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 HBP)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Willie Mays lines out to CF Fiona Cheong.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner stole second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2. 📣 Home fans stomp their feet in unison!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ted Williams strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 3B, 1 BB, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 Everyone in the stands is on their feet!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Ricky Steel. Honus Wagner to third base.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Tater Sadler, but saw Ricky Steel
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 PO, 1 HR, 2 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson stole second

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Ricky Steel. Honus Wagner scores! Rickey Henderson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner scored
• Rickey Henderson scored

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 2B)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Fiona Cheong.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)

🔗 Bee Javier hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Bee Javier grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Iry O'Brien (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)

🔗 Iry O'Brien hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Iry O'Brien singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Earl Raymond (0 for 3, 3 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Iry O'Brien didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Iry O'Brien didn't move from First

🔗 Earl Raymond strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Iry O'Brien didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Iry O'Brien didn't move from First

🔗 Liliana Acevedo hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Liliana Acevedo pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.

• Runners out: []
• Iry O'Brien didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (0-10)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes. Final score: 10-0