π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to third base.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2. π£ Everyone in the stands is on their feet!
π Ball. 3-2. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig lines into a double play, CF Rita Tejada to SS Barbara Bone. Johnny Bench out at second base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field. π£ The place is rocking!
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Ted Williams to second base. π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a force out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to C Gertrude McCall. Honus Wagner out at home. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base. Babe Ruth to first base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to left field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to right field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to right field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to third base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 CDP)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Honus Wagner to second base. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Strike, looking. 2-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to right field! Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, P Myrtle Bakker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 CDP, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to the catcher.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 2 BB, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 F, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to P A. Wu.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 4, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Home supporters whistle and cheer!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to second base.
π Rita Tejada pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 9-0