🔗 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes Flapjack Ogura vs. 💾 Simulacra I Cy Young
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1. C Bee Javier
2. DH Iry O'Brien
3. 1B Earl Raymond
4. RF Liliana Acevedo
5. LF Ricky Steel
6. SS Sizzle Deng
7. 2B Big Brathwaite
8. CF Fiona Cheong
9. 3B Tater Sadler
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Bee Javier strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Iry O'Brien (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Iry O'Brien strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Earl Raymond (1st PA of game)
🔗 Earl Raymond hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Earl Raymond grounds out, P Walter Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Flapjack Ogura is leaving the game. 🐔 SP1 Eli O'Leary takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Tater Sadler to 1B Earl Raymond.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (1st PA of game)
🔗 Liliana Acevedo hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Liliana Acevedo singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Ricky Steel (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ricky Steel strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Deng (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Sizzle Deng strikes out looking. Liliana Acevedo steals second base!
🔗 Now batting: Big Brathwaite (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2. 📣 The stands are electric!
🔗 Big Brathwaite strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Eli O'Leary is leaving the game. 🐔 SP2 Flapjack Ogura takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the catcher.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, C Bee Javier to 1B Earl Raymond.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Tater Sadler to 1B Earl Raymond.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig pops out to 2B Big Brathwaite.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Fiona Cheong (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Fiona Cheong hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Fiona Cheong grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Tater Sadler (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Tater Sadler is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Bee Javier hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Bee Javier pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Iry O'Brien (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Iry O'Brien hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Iry O'Brien grounds into a force out, 2B Jackie Robinson unassisted. Tater Sadler out at second.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Flapjack Ogura is leaving the game. 🐔 SP3 Dallas Bernard takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to RF Liliana Acevedo.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 3B Tater Sadler.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Ted Williams flies out to LF Ricky Steel.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Earl Raymond (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Earl Raymond strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Liliana Acevedo strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Ricky Steel (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ricky Steel strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Dallas Bernard is leaving the game. 🐔 SP4 Cobalt Bonds takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field. 📣 The ballpark erupts in applause!
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to CF Fiona Cheong.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to P Cobalt Bonds. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field! Jackie Robinson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Fiona Cheong.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing third base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Deng (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Sizzle Deng strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Big Brathwaite (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Big Brathwaite strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Fiona Cheong (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Fiona Cheong strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Cobalt Bonds is leaving the game. 🐔 SP5 Ethel Bradshaw takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Tater Sadler.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, SS Sizzle Deng to 1B Earl Raymond.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to first base.
🔗 Ted Williams lines out to 1B Earl Raymond.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Tater Sadler (1 HBP)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Tater Sadler hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Tater Sadler grounds out, P Satchel Paige to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Bee Javier strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Iry O'Brien (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Iry O'Brien strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Ethel Bradshaw is leaving the game. 🐔 RP1 Mollie O'Toole takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Liliana Acevedo.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base. 📣 The bleachers are booming!
🔗 Jackie Robinson pops out on a sacrifice fly to 2B Big Brathwaite. Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Sizzle Deng to 1B Earl Raymond.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Earl Raymond (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Earl Raymond strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Liliana Acevedo hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Liliana Acevedo lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Ricky Steel (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ricky Steel strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Mollie O'Toole is leaving the game. 🐔 RP2 Bigger Granville takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to LF Ricky Steel.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, SS Sizzle Deng to 1B Earl Raymond. Lou Gehrig out at second base. Honus Wagner out at first base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Deng (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Sizzle Deng strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Big Brathwaite (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Big Brathwaite strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Fiona Cheong (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Fiona Cheong strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Bigger Granville is leaving the game. 🐔 RP3 Valentina Fuller takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Ted Williams homers on a line drive to right field! Willie Mays scores!
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Ricky Steel.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field. 📣 The cheering is relentless!
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to CF Fiona Cheong. Rickey Henderson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 SF)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Tater Sadler (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Tater Sadler hits a ground ball to the catcher.
🔗 Tater Sadler grounds out, C Johnny Bench to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Bee Javier hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Bee Javier grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Iry O'Brien (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 F)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Iry O'Brien hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Iry O'Brien grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes. Final score: 6-0