π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul tip. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to left field! Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to second base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to right field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, C Johnny Bench to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks. Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Mike Schmidt steals third base!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores! Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks. Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds into a force out, 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ to C Gertrude McCall. Lou Gehrig out at home. Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base. Ted Williams to first base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 2B, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 3 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HR, 2 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 F)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 HR, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 7-1