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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "Fugging Bad Words", emoji: "🤬"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Edna Slater vs. 💾 Simulacra I Bob Gibson

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Bob Gibson"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Edna Slater"

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Pamela Zambrano", place: "C"
  - name: "Austin Nyirenda", place: "RF"
  - name: "Aiden Rudenko", place: "3B"
  - name: "Walter McCarty", place: "2B"
  - name: "Hector Somersbyshire", place: "CF"
  - name: "Mollie Doğan", place: "DH"
  - name: "Murphy Boyd", place: "SS"
  - name: "Tyler Vacation", place: "1B"
  - name: "Throckmorton Livingston", place: "LF"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by SP1 Walter Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Edna Slater is replaced by SP1 Levi Pichardo.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Babe Ruth is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. 📣 The noise just keeps building!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-1. Babe Ruth steals second base! 📣 The stadium shakes with excitement!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth stole second

🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-0. 📣 Everyone's clapping in rhythm!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base. Mike Schmidt to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored
• Babe Ruth advanced from Second to third
• Mike Schmidt advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks. Babe Ruth scores! Mike Schmidt to third base. Johnny Bench to second base. 📣 Fans are losing their minds!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth scored
• Mike Schmidt advanced from Second to third
• Johnny Bench advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Willie Mays lines out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Walter McCarty grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Mollie Doğan grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Levi Pichardo is replaced by SP2 Sizzle Sparks.

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Ted Williams lines out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 HBP)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Murphy Boyd lines out to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Sizzle Sparks is replaced by SP3 Midnight McCann.

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Fans wave their arms wildly!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation. Mike Schmidt to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third

🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base! 📣 The crowd lets out a collective howl!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Lou Gehrig stole second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Midnight McCann is replaced by SP4 Ivy Carrington.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Willie Mays lines out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson doubles on a fly ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Ted Williams to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1. 📣 A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams scored
• Rickey Henderson advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Rickey Henderson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson stole second

🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 Supporters wave their banners high!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Walter McCarty flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Ivy Carrington is replaced by SP5 Edna Slater.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to 2B Walter McCarty.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from First

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Johnny Bench to second base.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Aiden Rudenko, but saw Throckmorton Livingston
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field. 📣 You can feel the stands vibrating!

🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 LO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-2. 📣 The hometown fans roar their support!

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench didn't move from Second
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from First

🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks. Johnny Bench to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Johnny Bench advanced from Second to third
• Lou Gehrig advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds into a double play, SS Murphy Boyd to C Pamela Zambrano to 1B Tyler Vacation. Johnny Bench out at home. Ted Williams out at first base.

• Runners out: [RunnerOut { runner: "Johnny Bench", base: Home }, RunnerOut { runner: "Ted Williams", base: FirstBase }]
• Johnny Bench out at home
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second
• Willie Mays didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Tyler Vacation grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Edna Slater is replaced by RP1 Egg Brandt.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 2 2B, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 2 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson stole second

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Egg Brandt is replaced by RP2 Luke Shoebill.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 2 BB, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 2B Walter McCarty.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Lou Gehrig to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 LO, 1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul tip. 1-1. 📣 The crowd erupts into cheers!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig scored
• Honus Wagner advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals home!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner stole home

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Aiden Rudenko to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Luke Shoebill is replaced by RP3 Ella Barnard.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 2 2B, 1 GO, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 3 GO)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds into a double play, 1B Tyler Vacation to 2B Walter McCarty to 1B Tyler Vacation. Rickey Henderson out at second base. Babe Ruth out at first base.

• Runners out: [RunnerOut { runner: "Rickey Henderson", base: SecondBase }, RunnerOut { runner: "Babe Ruth", base: FirstBase }]
• Rickey Henderson out at second base

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 1 LO, 1 SO, 2 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Tyler Vacation singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Jackie Robinson, but saw Babe Ruth
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from First

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 3, 3 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from First

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.

• Runners out: []
• Tyler Vacation didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (0-6)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 6-0