🔗 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls Don Conrad vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson
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1. LF Adalynn Patra
2. C Larry Larchmont
3. 1B Karina Garrison
4. 2B Daniela Poole
5. DH Flapjack Ashraf
6. RF Ryan Porter
7. CF Biffle Burton
8. SS Xiaohua Hassan
9. 3B Xiomara Butterfield
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Adalynn Patra (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Adalynn Patra hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Adalynn Patra lines out to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Larry Larchmont (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Larry Larchmont hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Larry Larchmont grounds out, P Walter Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Karina Garrison (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Karina Garrison hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Karina Garrison flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Don Conrad is leaving the game. 🦎 SP1 Jacqueline Pierre takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Adalynn Patra.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field! Rickey Henderson scores!
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to SS Xiaohua Hassan.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a popup to first base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt pops out to 1B Karina Garrison.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Biffle Burton.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Karina Garrison.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Daniela Poole (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Daniela Poole strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Flapjack Ashraf (1st PA of game)
🔗 Flapjack Ashraf hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Flapjack Ashraf grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Ryan Porter (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ryan Porter strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Jacqueline Pierre is leaving the game. 🦎 SP2 Fatima Dracula II takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Willie Mays reaches on a fielding error by SS Xiaohua Hassan.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds into a force out, 2B Daniela Poole to SS Xiaohua Hassan. Willie Mays out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 2B)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 3B Xiomara Butterfield. Ted Williams to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Biffle Burton (1st PA of game)
🔗 Biffle Burton hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Biffle Burton singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Xiaohua Hassan (1st PA of game)
🔗 Xiaohua Hassan hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Xiaohua Hassan grounds into a double play, 1B Lou Gehrig to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Biffle Burton out at second base. Xiaohua Hassan out at first base.
🔗 Now batting: Xiomara Butterfield (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Xiomara Butterfield strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Fatima Dracula II is leaving the game. 🦎 SP3 Alicia Nootbar takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to RF Ryan Porter. Mike Schmidt to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Biffle Burton.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Adalynn Patra (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Adalynn Patra hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Adalynn Patra pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
🔗 Now batting: Larry Larchmont (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Larry Larchmont strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Karina Garrison (0 for 1, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Karina Garrison hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Karina Garrison flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Alicia Nootbar is leaving the game. 🦎 SP4 Don Conrad takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Xiaohua Hassan to 1B Karina Garrison.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Willie Mays hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Willie Mays pops out to 2B Daniela Poole.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 F)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 1 2B, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to P Don Conrad. Ted Williams to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field. 📣 A cheer rips through the park!
🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to CF Biffle Burton.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Daniela Poole (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Daniela Poole hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Daniela Poole grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Flapjack Ashraf (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Flapjack Ashraf hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Flapjack Ashraf lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Ryan Porter (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ryan Porter strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Don Conrad is leaving the game. 🦎 SP5 Akiro Guerra takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Biffle Burton.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 The noise just keeps building!
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul tip. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to CF Biffle Burton. Jackie Robinson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Biffle Burton (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Biffle Burton hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Biffle Burton grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Xiaohua Hassan (0 for 1, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Xiaohua Hassan strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Xiomara Butterfield (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Xiomara Butterfield strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Akiro Guerra is leaving the game. 🦎 RP1 Joan Harutyunyan takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Daniela Poole to 1B Karina Garrison.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 F, 1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base! 📣 Chants rise from the bleachers!
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Ryan Porter. Willie Mays to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 3, 1 2B, 2 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. Ted Williams is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Adalynn Patra. Willie Mays scores!
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 FO)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Karina Garrison.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Adalynn Patra (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Adalynn Patra strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Larry Larchmont (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul tip. Larry Larchmont strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Karina Garrison (0 for 2, 2 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Karina Garrison strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Joan Harutyunyan is leaving the game. 🦎 RP2 Douglas Richards II takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, 2B Daniela Poole to 1B Karina Garrison.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base! 📣 The home crowd won't stop cheering!
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to CF Biffle Burton. Mike Schmidt scores!
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field. 📣 The crowd belts out the team's chant!
🔗 Honus Wagner homers on a line drive to left field! Lou Gehrig scores!
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB)
🔗 Willie Mays hits a popup to the shortstop.
🔗 Willie Mays pops out to SS Xiaohua Hassan.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Daniela Poole (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Daniela Poole strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Flapjack Ashraf (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Flapjack Ashraf walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ryan Porter (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Ryan Porter strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Biffle Burton (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Biffle Burton strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Douglas Richards II is leaving the game. 🦎 RP3 Luciana Ignorance takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 F, 1 BB, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (4 for 4, 1 2B, 3 1B)
🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Ryan Porter.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 2 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Ryan Porter.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Xiaohua Hassan (0 for 2, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Xiaohua Hassan hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Xiaohua Hassan flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Xiomara Butterfield (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Xiomara Butterfield strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Adalynn Patra (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 PO, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Adalynn Patra hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Adalynn Patra grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🦎 Dumb Hundred Million Billion Axolotls. Final score: 6-0