π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 3-2. π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, P Pie Hartman to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Hannah Whitaker to second base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ A chant grows louder and louder!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays homers on a line drive to left field!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Jackie Robinson homers on a line drive to right field! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt reaches on a throwing error by 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field. π£ The stadium erupts!
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to third base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, P Dacie Petrenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Johnny Bench is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. π£ The noise is overwhelming!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ Supporters yell at full volume!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul tip. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base. Ted Williams to second base. π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 BB, 2 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to center field.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig. Gertrude McCall to second base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth. Gertrude McCall to third base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to left field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2. π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 2 PO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rita Tejada homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 BB, 2 2B, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 BB, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ A cheer rips through the park!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 1B, 1 HBP)
π Foul tip. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Mike Schmidt out at second. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 4, 1 SO, 2 1B, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field! Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ homers on a fly ball to left field! Barbara Bone scores!
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a ground ball to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Alexandra Quinn is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 13-3