π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Flapdoodle Marquez walks.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to center field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to right field.
π Alexandra Quinn doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. π£ The energy in the park surges!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The place is rocking!
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Ted Williams to second base. π£ The fans are fired up!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a double play, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams out at third base. Babe Ruth out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to right field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SF, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays triples on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HBP)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 3, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 LO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 SF, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. π£ Hands clap and whistles pierce the air!
π Ball. 3-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 2 SO, 1 2B, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 4, 1 SO, 2 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The ballpark is in an uproar!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (4 for 4, 2 1B, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to first base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 10-0