🔗 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield
🔗 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes Cobalt Bonds vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson
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1. C Bee Javier
2. DH Iry O'Brien
3. 1B Earl Raymond
4. RF Liliana Acevedo
5. LF Ricky Steel
6. SS Sizzle Deng
7. 2B Big Brathwaite
8. CF Fiona Cheong
9. 3B Tater Sadler
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1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
🔗 "PLAY BALL."
🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (1st PA of game)
🔗 Bee Javier hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Bee Javier grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Iry O'Brien (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Iry O'Brien strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Earl Raymond (1st PA of game)
🔗 Earl Raymond hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Earl Raymond grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Cobalt Bonds is leaving the game. 🐔 SP1 Eli O'Leary takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to third base.
🔗 Jackie Robinson lines out to 3B Tater Sadler.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.
🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Liliana Acevedo strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Ricky Steel (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ricky Steel hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Ricky Steel singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Deng (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Sizzle Deng strikes out looking. Ricky Steel steals second base!
🔗 Now batting: Big Brathwaite (1st PA of game)
🔗 Big Brathwaite hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Big Brathwaite grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Eli O'Leary is leaving the game. 🐔 SP2 Flapjack Ogura takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Tater Sadler to 1B Earl Raymond.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 3-2.
🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig homers on a line drive to right field!
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Sizzle Deng to 1B Earl Raymond.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Fiona Cheong (1st PA of game)
🔗 Fiona Cheong hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Fiona Cheong singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
🔗 Now batting: Tater Sadler (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Tater Sadler strikes out looking. Fiona Cheong steals second base! 📣 Home supporters whistle and cheer!
🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Bee Javier hits a fly ball to left field.
🔗 Bee Javier flies into a double play, LF Rickey Henderson to SS Honus Wagner. Fiona Cheong out at second base.
🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Flapjack Ogura is leaving the game. 🐔 SP3 Dallas Bernard takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Ball. 3-1.
🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2. 📣 The place is rocking!
🔗 Ball. 1-2. Willie Mays steals third base!
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Tater Sadler to 1B Earl Raymond. Willie Mays scores!
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth lines out to CF Fiona Cheong.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.
🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Iry O'Brien (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Iry O'Brien strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Earl Raymond (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Earl Raymond strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Liliana Acevedo strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Dallas Bernard is leaving the game. 🐔 SP4 Cobalt Bonds takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2.
🔗 Ball. 3-2.
🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, SS Sizzle Deng unassisted. Jackie Robinson out at second.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base! 📣 They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Sizzle Deng to 1B Earl Raymond. Mike Schmidt to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 HR)
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Liliana Acevedo. Mike Schmidt scores!
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Ricky Steel. Lou Gehrig to second base.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Lou Gehrig steals third base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.
🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ricky Steel (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Ricky Steel strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Deng (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.
🔗 Sizzle Deng strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Big Brathwaite (0 for 1, 1 GO)
🔗 Big Brathwaite hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Big Brathwaite singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Fiona Cheong (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2. Big Brathwaite is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the top of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Cobalt Bonds is leaving the game. 🐔 SP5 Ethel Bradshaw takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB, 1 GO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Liliana Acevedo.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
🔗 Foul tip. 2-1.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
🔗 Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Tater Sadler.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.
🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
🔗 Jackie Robinson lines out to RF Liliana Acevedo.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Fiona Cheong (1 for 1, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ball. 1-2.
🔗 Fiona Cheong strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Tater Sadler (0 for 1, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Tater Sadler strikes out looking.
🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 CDP)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.
🔗 Bee Javier strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Ethel Bradshaw is leaving the game. 🐔 RP1 Mollie O'Toole takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 F)
🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Ricky Steel.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to RF Liliana Acevedo.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Fiona Cheong. Mike Schmidt scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.
🔗 Ball. 2-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-2. 📣 The supporters fuel their team!
🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, 2B Big Brathwaite to 1B Earl Raymond.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Iry O'Brien (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Iry O'Brien hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
🔗 Iry O'Brien grounds out, P Pedro Martínez to 1B Lou Gehrig.
🔗 Now batting: Earl Raymond (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.
🔗 Earl Raymond strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Liliana Acevedo (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Liliana Acevedo strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Mollie O'Toole is leaving the game. 🐔 RP2 Bigger Granville takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.
🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Earl Raymond.
🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Ricky Steel.
🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 PO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Fiona Cheong.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 LO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth is caught stealing second base.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Ricky Steel (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Ricky Steel strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Sizzle Deng (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Sizzle Deng hits a fly ball to right field.
🔗 Sizzle Deng flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
🔗 Now batting: Big Brathwaite (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
🔗 Big Brathwaite hits a popup to second base.
🔗 Big Brathwaite pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
🔗 End of the top of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Bigger Granville is leaving the game. 🐔 RP3 Valentina Fuller takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 2 LO, 1 BB)
🔗 Ball. 1-0.
🔗 Ball. 2-0.
🔗 Ball. 3-0.
🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 F, 1 1B)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
🔗 Foul ball. 1-2. 📣 The fans bellow encouragement!
🔗 Ball. 2-2.
🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.
🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Tater Sadler to 1B Earl Raymond. Jackie Robinson to third base.
🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 1B, 1 BB)
🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The crowd goes absolutely bonkers!
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.
🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Earl Raymond.
🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.
🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
🔗 Now batting: Fiona Cheong (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
🔗 Fiona Cheong hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
🔗 Fiona Cheong singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
🔗 Now batting: Tater Sadler (0 for 2, 2 SO)
🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The crowd rallies behind the team!
🔗 Tater Sadler hits a ground ball to third base.
🔗 Tater Sadler grounds into a double play, 3B Mike Schmidt to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Fiona Cheong out at second base. Tater Sadler out at first base.
🔗 Now batting: Bee Javier (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 CDP, 1 SO)
🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.
🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.
🔗 Foul ball. 0-2. 📣 The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
🔗 Bee Javier strikes out looking.
🔗 End of the top of the 9th.
🔗 "GAME OVER."
🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🐔 Cockermouth Fowl Jokes. Final score: 4-0