π π» Minneapolis Thread Bears vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π» Minneapolis Thread Bears Not Yusuf vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. 3B Razzmatazz Richmond
2. RF Christie Tian
3. C Maybelline Baird
4. CF Sandra Stone
5. 2B Spiders Espinosa
6. LF Harmon Yvanov
7. DH Orion Sellers
8. 1B Cynthia Lim
9. SS Anita Hernandez
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Razzmatazz Richmond strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (1st PA of game)
π Christie Tian hits a line drive to left field.
π Christie Tian doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Maybelline Baird (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Maybelline Baird hits a ground ball to second base. π£ The ballpark comes alive!
π Maybelline Baird grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Christie Tian to third base.
π Now batting: Sandra Stone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Sandra Stone hits a ground ball to first base.
π Sandra Stone doubles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Christie Tian scores!
π Now batting: Spiders Espinosa (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Spiders Espinosa strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Not Yusuf is leaving the game. π» SP1 Carl Bird takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul tip. Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 2B Spiders Espinosa.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Harmon Yvanov (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Harmon Yvanov strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orion Sellers (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orion Sellers strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Cynthia Lim (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Cynthia Lim strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Carl Bird is leaving the game. π» SP2 Not Yusuf takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Anita Hernandez to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Razzmatazz Richmond to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to P Not Yusuf.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Razzmatazz Richmond to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Anita Hernandez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Anita Hernandez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Razzmatazz Richmond hits a fly ball to left field.
π Razzmatazz Richmond flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Christie Tian hits a ground ball to first base.
π Christie Tian grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Not Yusuf is leaving the game. π» SP3 KW Koffi takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays doubles on a fly ball to CF Sandra Stone.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Spiders Espinosa to 1B Cynthia Lim. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Harmon Yvanov.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Maybelline Baird (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Maybelline Baird strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Sandra Stone (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Sandra Stone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Spiders Espinosa (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Spiders Espinosa walks.
π Now batting: Harmon Yvanov (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Harmon Yvanov strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 KW Koffi is leaving the game. π» SP4 Lloyd Perry takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Harmon Yvanov.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Spiders Espinosa to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orion Sellers (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orion Sellers strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Cynthia Lim (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Cynthia Lim hits a ground ball to third base.
π Cynthia Lim singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Anita Hernandez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Anita Hernandez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Anita Hernandez grounds into a force out, 2B Jackie Robinson to SS Honus Wagner. Cynthia Lim out at second.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Razzmatazz Richmond strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Lloyd Perry is leaving the game. π» SP5 Lucky Malik takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to CF Sandra Stone.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to center field! Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Harmon Yvanov.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Christie Tian. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The faithful are shouting at the top of their lungs!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Christie Tian strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Maybelline Baird (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Maybelline Baird hits a line drive to right field.
π Maybelline Baird singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Sandra Stone (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Sandra Stone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Spiders Espinosa (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Spiders Espinosa strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Lucky Malik is leaving the game. π» RP1 Kristen Barrantes takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Sandra Stone.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 2B Spiders Espinosa.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Harmon Yvanov. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays lines into a double play, CF Sandra Stone to 2B Spiders Espinosa. Lou Gehrig out at second base.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Harmon Yvanov (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Harmon Yvanov strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orion Sellers (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orion Sellers strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Cynthia Lim (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Cynthia Lim strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Kristen Barrantes is leaving the game. π» RP2 Milani Rowe takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a fly ball to CF Sandra Stone.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ Fans roar in support!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Christie Tian. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a fly ball to CF Sandra Stone. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to CF Sandra Stone. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to second base.
π Johnny Bench lines out to 2B Spiders Espinosa.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 GO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field. π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to CF Sandra Stone. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Anita Hernandez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Anita Hernandez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Razzmatazz Richmond (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Razzmatazz Richmond strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Christie Tian (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Christie Tian strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Milani Rowe is leaving the game. π» RP3 Francisco Machado takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 CDP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Razzmatazz Richmond to 1B Cynthia Lim. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing home.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Sandra Stone.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Anita Hernandez to 1B Cynthia Lim.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π» Minneapolis Thread Bears batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Maybelline Baird (1 for 3, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Maybelline Baird hits a line drive to right field.
π Maybelline Baird doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Sandra Stone (1 for 3, 1 2B, 2 SO)
π Sandra Stone hits a ground ball to second base.
π Sandra Stone grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Maybelline Baird to third base.
π Now batting: Spiders Espinosa (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Spiders Espinosa hits a popup to third base.
π Spiders Espinosa pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Harmon Yvanov (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Harmon Yvanov strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π» Minneapolis Thread Bears. Final score: 8-1