π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to center field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 2-1. π£ Excitement surges through the park!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Foul ball. 2-2. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Rickey Henderson steals home! π£ The park vibrates with noise!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to SS Barbara Bone. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to third base.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to the catcher.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to first base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to left field.
π Hannah Whitaker doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson. Alexandra Quinn to third base.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Gertrude McCall is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, P Joshua Tkachenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to P Myrtle Bakker. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field. π£ The stadium erupts!
π Willie Mays flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to right field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 4-0