π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
π Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals third base! π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Willie Mays hits a popup to first base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul tip. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Ted Williams is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to third base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. Johnny Bench steals second base! π£ Everyone is chanting the team's name!
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Johnny Bench scores! Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Lou Gehrig steals home!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Willie Mays out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 F)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, C Johnny Bench to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ A tremendous cheer fills the air!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base! π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 2B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 F, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 4, 1 PO, 2 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 7-0