π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to second base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ It's a roar from the rafters!
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner reaches on a fielder's choice, fielded by SS Barbara Bone. Mike Schmidt to third base. Lou Gehrig to second base. Throwing error by Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a popup to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 FC)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner triples on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field. π£ The hometown supporters give a roar!
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Barbara Bone walks.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams triples on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson homers on a fly ball to left field! Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to right field.
π Johnny Bench lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 FC)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The home fans make themselves heard!
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing home. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base. Babe Ruth to second base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to C Gertrude McCall. Rickey Henderson out at home.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 BB, 1 FC)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 3B, 1 BB)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Ted Williams is caught stealing second base.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 6-0