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🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "Fugging Bad Words", emoji: "🤬"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🤬 Fugging Bad Words Ivy Carrington vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Randy Johnson"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Ivy Carrington"

🔗 1. C Pamela Zambrano
2. RF Austin Nyirenda
3. 3B Aiden Rudenko
4. 2B Walter McCarty
5. CF Hector Somersbyshire
6. DH Mollie Doğan
7. SS Murphy Boyd
8. 1B Tyler Vacation
9. LF Throckmorton Livingston

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Pamela Zambrano", place: "C"
  - name: "Austin Nyirenda", place: "RF"
  - name: "Aiden Rudenko", place: "3B"
  - name: "Walter McCarty", place: "2B"
  - name: "Hector Somersbyshire", place: "CF"
  - name: "Mollie Doğan", place: "DH"
  - name: "Murphy Boyd", place: "SS"
  - name: "Tyler Vacation", place: "1B"
  - name: "Throckmorton Livingston", place: "LF"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP1 Walter Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda lines out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Aiden Rudenko didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Aiden Rudenko didn't move from First

🔗 Walter McCarty strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Aiden Rudenko didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP1 Levi Pichardo takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Ivy Carrington is replaced by SP1 Levi Pichardo.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul tip. Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a popup to first base.

🔗 Babe Ruth pops out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a popup to first base.

🔗 Mike Schmidt pops out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (1st PA of game)

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Murphy Boyd flies out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Levi Pichardo is leaving the game. 🤬 SP2 Sizzle Sparks takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Levi Pichardo is replaced by SP2 Sizzle Sparks.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, P Sizzle Sparks to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Tyler Vacation grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Sizzle Sparks is leaving the game. 🤬 SP3 Midnight McCann takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Sizzle Sparks is replaced by SP3 Midnight McCann.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston. Willie Mays to second base.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Murphy Boyd, but saw Throckmorton Livingston
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Second
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Willie Mays steals third base! 📣 A huge cheer erupts!

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays stole third
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Ted Williams to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays didn't move from Third
• Ted Williams advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Austin Nyirenda. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Willie Mays scored
• Ted Williams advanced from Second to third
• Rickey Henderson advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams scored
• Rickey Henderson scored
• Babe Ruth advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Fans shout encouragement!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson stole second

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Third
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Hector Somersbyshire. Babe Ruth scores!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth scored
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out looking. 📣 The fans bellow encouragement!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from Second
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from First

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to SS Murphy Boyd. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson scored
• Mike Schmidt advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field. 📣 Cheers roll through the stadium!

🔗 Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to center field! Mike Schmidt scores! Honus Wagner scores!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt scored
• Honus Wagner scored

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Ted Williams flies out to RF Austin Nyirenda.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Jackie Robinson, but saw Babe Ruth
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Walter McCarty hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Walter McCarty grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Aiden Rudenko to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Aiden Rudenko advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Aiden Rudenko didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Aiden Rudenko didn't move from Second

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Aiden Rudenko didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Midnight McCann is leaving the game. 🤬 SP4 Ivy Carrington takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Midnight McCann is replaced by SP4 Ivy Carrington.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a popup to the shortstop.

🔗 Rickey Henderson pops out to SS Murphy Boyd.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Murphy Boyd pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Tyler Vacation grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Ivy Carrington is leaving the game. 🤬 SP5 Edna Slater takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Ivy Carrington is replaced by SP5 Edna Slater.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SF)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. 📣 The crowd erupts into cheers!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt caught stealing

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Walter McCarty, but saw Hector Somersbyshire
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig stole second

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Pamela Zambrano singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.

• Unexpected fielder name: Expected Jackie Robinson, but saw Babe Ruth
  
  This warning is downgraded to info temporarily. Fielder ID handling (planned for future inclusion) should handle it.
• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Austin Nyirenda strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (2 for 2, 2 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 Aiden Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Pamela Zambrano didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Edna Slater is leaving the game. 🤬 RP1 Egg Brandt takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Edna Slater is replaced by RP1 Egg Brandt.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HR)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Willie Mays pops out to 2B Walter McCarty.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Ted Williams lines out to CF Hector Somersbyshire.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 PO)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Mollie Doğan (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Mollie Doğan strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Murphy Boyd (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Murphy Boyd hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Murphy Boyd grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Egg Brandt is leaving the game. 🤬 RP2 Luke Shoebill takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Egg Brandt is replaced by RP2 Luke Shoebill.

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Babe Ruth flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Murphy Boyd to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the catcher.

🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, C Pamela Zambrano to 1B Tyler Vacation.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: Tyler Vacation (0 for 2, 2 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Tyler Vacation strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Throckmorton Livingston (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Throckmorton Livingston grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Pamela Zambrano (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Pamela Zambrano strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Luke Shoebill is leaving the game. 🤬 RP3 Ella Barnard takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Luke Shoebill is replaced by RP3 Ella Barnard.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SF, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Throckmorton Livingston.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🤬 Fugging Bad Words batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Austin Nyirenda (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Austin Nyirenda hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Austin Nyirenda grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Aiden Rudenko (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Aiden Rudenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Aiden Rudenko grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Walter McCarty (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 HBP)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Walter McCarty is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Hector Somersbyshire (0 for 3, 3 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Hector Somersbyshire grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []
• Walter McCarty didn't move from First

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (0-8)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🤬 Fugging Bad Words. Final score: 8-0