π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone singles on a ground ball to 3B Mike Schmidt. Flapdoodle Marquez to third base.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to right field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to right field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging. π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Johnny Bench is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko doubles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ Fans slap the walls in rhythm!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ted Williams flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Mike Schmidt homers on a line drive to left field! Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays grounds out, P Dacie Petrenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to left field.
π Gertrude McCall homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to third base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Honus Wagner is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 PO, 2 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Rickey Henderson out at second. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 HBP)
π Foul tip. 0-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The stands are electric!
π Ball. 2-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball. 3-1. Babe Ruth steals home!
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 3, 1 GO, 1 HR, 1 1B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone unassisted. Jackie Robinson out at second.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Honus Wagner to second base. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 2 SO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a double play, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams out at second base. Rickey Henderson out at first base. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 1 PO, 2 2B, 1 F)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to center field.
π Barbara Bone doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 8-1