π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth. Gertrude McCall to second base.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ A huge cheer erupts!
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field. π£ The decibels rise to a frenzy!
π Jackie Robinson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Flapdoodle Marquez walks.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to center field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Flapdoodle Marquez to second base.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The supporters fuel their team!
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul tip. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks. Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rita Tejada walks.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson. Rita Tejada to third base.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Honus Wagner homers on a fly ball to center field! Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Willie Mays hits a popup to second base.
π Willie Mays pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul tip. Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The hometown faithful are loving this!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to left field.
π Johnny Bench singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 BB, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to second base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a popup to 2B Hannah Whitaker. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π Ted Williams hits a popup to second base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 4, 1 SO, 3 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to center field.
π Barbara Bone lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HBP, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking. π£ It's pandemonium in the stands!
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 3-0