π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to first base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to left field.
π Alexandra Quinn lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ Noise rains down from the seats!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The noise just keeps building!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to center field! Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Barbara Bone is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ homers on a fly ball to center field! Barbara Bone scores!
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB)
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The hometown fans roar their support!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks. Babe Ruth to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a double play, SS Barbara Bone to C Gertrude McCall to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth out at home. Johnny Bench out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 BB, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays grounds out, P Joshua Tkachenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Foul ball. 1-2. π£ Supporters yell at full volume!
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt reaches on a fielder's choice out, SS Barbara Bone to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Jackie Robinson out at third.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field. π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks. Lou Gehrig to second base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 HBP, 1 GO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ walks.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 HBP, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 SO, 3 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ Fans jump and shout!
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 FC)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 4, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 GIDP, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to second base.
π Johnny Bench lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 4, 2 GO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 HR, 2 FO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 HBP)
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to first base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 11-5