π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks. Jackie Robinson to third base. Mike Schmidt to second base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The stadium erupts!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to center field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to the pitcher.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to P Greg Maddux.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ The hometown fans roar their support!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt triples on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field. π£ Cheers cascade from every section!
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to right field! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 BB)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to second base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to third base.
π Barbara Bone grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 3B)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field! Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to the catcher.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to C Gertrude McCall.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to right field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams singles on a popup to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. π£ The fans bellow encouragement!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to right field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, P Justin Bradley to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 3, 1 1B, 1 3B, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 LO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base! π£ It's a wall of sound!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 2 FO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ The decibels rise to a frenzy!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 4, 2 SO, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks. π£ The cheers echo off the walls!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 1B, 1 2B, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 FO, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to second base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 8-0