π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to left field.
π Rita Tejada lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to right field.
π Barbara Bone flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone unassisted. Honus Wagner out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to center field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ You can feel the hype building!
π Ball. 2-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals home!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Barbara Bone lines out to SS Honus Wagner.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a fly ball to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Hannah Whitaker singles on a ground ball to P Bob Gibson. Orlando HadΕΎiΔ to third base.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The place is rocking!
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to second base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul tip. 2-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The noise is overwhelming!
π Ball. 3-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing home.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field. π£ A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!
π Jackie Robinson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Babe Ruth is caught stealing home.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a line drive to left field!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to left field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 F, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to P A. Wu. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 HR, 1 HBP, 1 BB)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to second base. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Ted Williams lines out to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 BB, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, P A. Wu to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 PO, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to first base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 7-0